RB 2011 Offseason (possibly 2011/12) Drinking Game!!!
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:42 am
IT'S BACK!!!
Some people wonder why we have such little traffic on this board. There are those who will try to argue that most Rockets fans go to that other forum to post, but we all know that the reason why our traffic is reduced is because we've lost roughly 85% of our posters to alcohol poisoning from past drinking games.
Once again I'm here to finish off the rest of you.
The Game is simple: you take a drink every time someone violates one of the following rules. Anyone may suggest rules and those deemed worthy are added to the list.
Here we go, to kick things off:
RULE #1: If a fan of Chicago or Orlando makes a trade offer for Courtney Lee or Kevin Martin, take a drink
RULE #2: If the trade in the first rule involves Houston taking back numerous spare parts with no upgrade at a position of need, take a drink
RULE #3: If Chase Budinger is included in a deal as a throw in, take a drink.
RULE #4: If a trade is proposed where any player not named the Explosive Brad Miller is acquired for a TPE, take a drink.
RULE #5: If a trade is proposed where Houston takes back a PG and/or a PF, take a drink.
RULE #6: If a trade is proposed where Houston takes back twice as many people or more than they send out (which includes 2011 first round draft picks), take a drink.
RULE #7: If a trade is proposed where Luis Scola is descibed as "aging" in any way, take a drink.
RULE #8: If a trade is proposed sending Andris Biedrins to Houston, take a drink.
RULE #8a: If the above trade includes a phrase resembling "because we know Houston wants him," then take TWO drinks.
RULE 8b: If the above trade involves Houston adding more value than Hill & Thabeet while not getting any value back, take THREE drinks.
We can add more rules, but I think that these first seven will be enough to finally finish off the rest of you! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Some people wonder why we have such little traffic on this board. There are those who will try to argue that most Rockets fans go to that other forum to post, but we all know that the reason why our traffic is reduced is because we've lost roughly 85% of our posters to alcohol poisoning from past drinking games.
Once again I'm here to finish off the rest of you.
The Game is simple: you take a drink every time someone violates one of the following rules. Anyone may suggest rules and those deemed worthy are added to the list.
Here we go, to kick things off:
RULE #1: If a fan of Chicago or Orlando makes a trade offer for Courtney Lee or Kevin Martin, take a drink
RULE #2: If the trade in the first rule involves Houston taking back numerous spare parts with no upgrade at a position of need, take a drink
RULE #3: If Chase Budinger is included in a deal as a throw in, take a drink.
RULE #4: If a trade is proposed where any player not named the Explosive Brad Miller is acquired for a TPE, take a drink.
RULE #5: If a trade is proposed where Houston takes back a PG and/or a PF, take a drink.
RULE #6: If a trade is proposed where Houston takes back twice as many people or more than they send out (which includes 2011 first round draft picks), take a drink.
RULE #7: If a trade is proposed where Luis Scola is descibed as "aging" in any way, take a drink.
RULE #8: If a trade is proposed sending Andris Biedrins to Houston, take a drink.
RULE #8a: If the above trade includes a phrase resembling "because we know Houston wants him," then take TWO drinks.
RULE 8b: If the above trade involves Houston adding more value than Hill & Thabeet while not getting any value back, take THREE drinks.
We can add more rules, but I think that these first seven will be enough to finally finish off the rest of you! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
