Not a reactionary thread... NSFAnyone

Zubby · Post #1 » by **Zubby** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:31 am

F*ck this team
F*ck Daryl Morey's overrated ass
F*ck Marcus Morris, i cannot begin to describe my disgust for him
F*ck Kevin Martin's frail ass
F*ck Dalembert, seriously he is only like 30 years old
F*ck the Argentinian and his lack of English
F*ck Dragic don't care where you play next year
F*ck Lowry, we all know that infection was viral, and you mess with nasty chicks... maybe dudes
F*ck Patterson for regressing... you're the worst Kentucky Wildcat in the league...
F*ck that white guy whose regress more and now is only good for shooting open 3's
F*ck McFail, you sicken me
F*ck Morey, gtfo
F*ck Courtney Lee, you're no starter and you have a girly name
F*ck Camby and his ugly shot
F*ck Boykins why are you still on this team
F*ck Greg Smith you seriously look like a baby
F*ck Fortson go back to the D-League i prefer Thabeet
F*ck Daimen something.. who i know right, who is this scrub and why did we sign him?
F*ck David Stern
F*ck Daryl Morey... MARCUS MORRIS
F*ck Tracy McGrady
F*ck location
F*ck Houston
F*ck The Toyota Center
F*ck The NBA
F*ck This board
F*ck This thread

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I Blame McGrady, Lebron & Mr.E for everything wrong with this team

this just reminded me of one of my fav. characters Riley Freeman

Alright well i'll be back tomorrow gotta this win at home...

JetLife · Post #2 » by **JetLife** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:54 am

Alex I Be · Post #3 » by **Alex I Be** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:07 am

but for reals, my fav is the Argentinian dis!!!!

zapatasblood · Post #4 » by **zapatasblood** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:08 am

TANK 2013

Post #5 » by **jwise44** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:50 am

JetLife wrote:

Hahahahahahaha

MaxRider · Post #6 » by **MaxRider** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:42 am

hahaha welcome to the club
i'm sick of this team
want them to lose and tank they keep winning
fine now they are in the playoff picture
then they start losing
whatever
if they miss the playoff and stuck with the #14 pick again
this will be fantastic

000001 · Post #7 » by **000001** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:30 pm

zapatasblood wrote:TANK 2013

you mean just keep this same team together for next season dont add or subtract nobody

f.ck injuries

moofs · Post #8 » by **moofs** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:06 pm

There are about 40 too few "f*ck David Stern"'s in there than there should be.

Without looking back too far, I don't know fore sure that this would've been possible, but think if instead of scola and patterson at pf this year... we had gasol and hayes, with camby and dalembert at C.

I mean, teams would TREMBLE at us.
Never forget, we had a trade set up where we both sold high and got rid of our two weakest spots.

So, f*ck you, David F*cking St*rn.

I WOULD KISS KARL MALONE'S BOOTS BEFORE I WOULD SHAKE YOUR HAND.
(For reference, you may refer to my sig to see where I would place the former activity.)

Meatcookie · Post #9 » by **Meatcookie** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:44 pm

You should have followed the:
F*ck Fortson go back to the D-League i prefer Thabeet

with
F*ck you Thabeet, I don't prefer you, you suck

College Boy · Post #10 » by **College Boy** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:50 pm

F*ck Chandler Parsons. How can you call yourself a professional basketball player, yet you can't hit a ft?
F*ck Yao Ming. You shoulda said "F*ck you China, I'm not playin for your bumb @ss team. I'm American!"
F*ck China.

zapatasblood · Post #11 » by **zapatasblood** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:33 pm

000001 wrote:
zapatasblood wrote:TANK 2013

you mean just keep this same team together for next season dont add or subtract nobody

f.ck injuries

No because then it will just be another average and annoying season.

Post #12 » by **Mr. E** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:32 pm

Z3snap wrote:................................................................................................
I Blame McGrady, Lebron & Mr.E for everything wrong with this team

Damn...and I was having such a good day.

For what it's worth I feel really bad about this season, fellas.

Zubby · Post #13 » by **Zubby** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:24 am

Just to be clear my anger always begins and ends with David F*cking Stern, moofs its just that I would probably need at least two threads one sticky to continue ranting on Stern...

im not even sure f*ck is a strong enough word for f*ck face Stern...

Meatcookie wrote:You should have followed the:
F*ck Fortson go back to the D-League i prefer Thabeet

with
F*ck you Thabeet, I don't prefer you, you suck

Lol, that was a mistake, thx for the correction, in no way did I mean to imply that we want WNBA star Thabeet back... F*ck that him

Parsons is safe as he represents the little left of whats good and pure on this garbage team.

Even though next year i'm sure he'll regress like "The worst Kentucky Wildcat in the league" or "That white guy who lost to a NBDL player in the 2012 Sprite Rising Stars Dunk Competition"

Mr. E I had to blame someone... im just suspicious as to who actually give McFail the idea to lose leads

College Boy · Post #14 » by **College Boy** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:16 am

What about China? Can we still f*ck China? :pray:

rocketsballin · Post #15 » by **rocketsballin** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:45 am

whoaaaa, and i thought i was the most pissed off poster on the rockets board. with all my kevin martin hating i was (informally) crowned TARBP (the angriest rockets board poster). now that i saw this thread, i see that things have changed dramatically in my absence. now i have to pass the TARBP Crown to you. But i tell you what, if the rockets keep playing like this, ima take that bitch back from you in a jiffy lube.

now now i know what everyone's thinking..."whoa rocketsballin ur back! boy oh boy i missed you so much, my life is incomplete without you. you are the greatest mother f**ker of all time and yes we each will send you ten thousand dollars at least. wtf happened to you? we all thought kevin martin found your address and tried to kill you but he kept flailing his arms whenever you tried to hit him so he ended up running away from you"

yes i have been gone for a week thx to a mod who took my PAINFULLY OBVIOUS JOKE to someone as a personal attack. even tho i didnt do anything different from everyone else on the otb, according to him i did. just cuz it wasnt funny doenst mean its not a joke, not everyboyd's jokes are funny, especially if you're not a professional comedian.

well anywans back to the thread, yes i think we can say f*ck china. they sent yao to hell and back and we get the leftovers in return.

after that 4 game losing streak, i dunno if i can watch a rockets game this season from start to finish. i barely watched the last two games. im not gonna go on a rant cuz that'd take forever, but WHAT THE MOTHA **** **** HAPPENED???? HOOOOOOOOLY **** **** YOU

moofs · Post #16 » by **moofs** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:03 pm

The lesson, as always, is stay the hell away from the GB and OTB (and LALB)

Zubby · Post #17 » by **Zubby** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:07 pm

Oh hell yea...

F*ck China, taking more away from this team then Stern could ever dream of doing! :evil:

Lmao at rocketballin welcome back...

But i tell you what, if the rockets keep playing like this, ima take that bitch back from you in a jiffy lube.

Good luck, my hate for this team is strong right now!

College Boy · Post #18 » by **College Boy** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:15 pm

Z3snap wrote:Oh hell yea...

F*ck China, taking more away from this team then Stern could ever dream of doing!

Yeah... F.ck China

Zubby · Post #19 » by **Zubby** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:32 am

lol, just to be clear F*ck China

but we all love you Max.... no homo

zapatasblood · Post #20 » by **zapatasblood** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:51 pm

I am going to jump on the bandwagon F*ck China