Welcome our New Moderator: Mr E. (!)

[TMACFORMVP]

VERY well deserved. One of the best on the board, and long overdue.

Bow at his feet.

[Vator]

I like my welcome thread better than yours, but I guess I'll delete mines.

I hate to overshadow the James Harden news, but we can't predict when there will be breaking news. Sorry James...the beard must take a backseat. Mr. E is now added to the moderating team! Hide ya kids...hide ya wives!

[clockwork]

congrats mr.e, i definitely pay attention to your posts so this looks well deserved.

i'm still the bigger motiejunas fan..

[RaoulDuke79]

Good stuff, congratulations man!

[TMU]

Mr. E > James Harden

Welcome aboard, Butters!

[jwise44]

BUT HE CAN'T EVEN WATCH THE GAMES!!!

Jk since I've been on here he has been a fixture and always fun and informative posts congrats mr. E

[Guy986]

Mr. E > James Harden

Welcome aboard, Butters!

Would neeed to see a pic of Mr.E before i pick a side.

I mean Harden has one mean *********ing beard.


Congrats Mr. E. One of my favorite poster and probably one of the few Rocket fans on realgm who has never posted drunk. Always seem to be level headed. Good choice for mod.

[zapatasblood]

HUH? There was not someone better?

[rocketsballin]

HUH? There was not someone better?

well there is me...but i guess they dont want their mods saying things like "can i r*pe her, and behead her? possibly not in that order? " or "if i see kevin martin shoot one mo' time, ima cut that n**ga throat "

anyway good job mr.e. great poster, always fun to have him around. i like our "good cop/bad cop" routine well deserved mod status

so here you go


jk











havent done this in awhile, so this is a perfect opportunity. cant wait till opening game day thats **** wedsnesday

[kam_soluusar]

Congratulations, or comiserations, depending on your perspective. (Now you have to post nice, and reprimand the rest of us well, reprobates I guess is as good a description of the rest of us as any.)

Oh yeah, something about Harden or some such. This news completely overshadows it. I better see a report on ESPN, Headline: "Mr.E signs on as new moderator on Realgm Rockets board. Quality of posts now on the decline. Mr.E quoted as saying "well if you can't beat them, join them!" says a source close to the board.

[Tomas_11]

OMG i am so drunk right from the halloween parties i was at! But congratulations to you Mr. E!! You been with this team and this board through thick and thin, you deserve it. Damn those chicks, especially the last two, I wanna do bad things to them!

[kam_soluusar]

Also, it is my son's Birthday on the 31st. Everyone says to me, "Your son was born on Halloween?" I always reply, "Nope, opening night in the NBA!!!"

[Mr. E]

Thank you for the kind words, everyone. And thank you, "Bad Cop" for the curvaceous reply. I greatly encourage such behavior.

I want everyone to know that I'm going to do everything I can to make this place as enjoyable of an experience for everyone as it has always been for me. We all love talking some Rockets hoops here, and with the addition of James Harden and that guy from New York I expect our forum activity to pick up a bit.

I'm not exactly sure why there are so many people obsessed with that guy from New York, but you all have my word that I will keep the rabid, Tony Douglas-Only-Fans in line. Consider this your warning, TDOF's.

I do want to address a few things in regards to my becoming a moderator. I know that over the years we all have our in-jokes and are really comfortable posting together so some of you may be worried that my new status may change how I act. That it may cause me to let the power go to my head and act differently.

I want to assure all of you: this will absolutely happen. No Question. The biggest reason that I took this gig was so that I could let the power go to my head and corrupt me. I'm not even going to waste your time with the whole "Hey - I'm a benevolent ruler act." No - we are starting right out of the gate with "Angry, Vengeful God," so your best course of action from here on out is to fear my terrible anger. Remember: To Fear is to Love.

Now - I bid you all go forth and speak the Gospel of the Rockets. If you need me I'll be over on Craig's List buying some Togas, Laurel Crowns and placing ads for some Mediterranean chicks to feed me grapes and pomegranate seeds as I look down upon a world which fears me.

Go Rockets!

[Guy986]

We've made a huge mistake.


Is it too late to change my vote to roxballin instead? I demand a recount ala Bush/Gore 2000.

[moofs]

I, for one, would like to welcome our new E-vian overlord.

The fearing will begin as soon as all respective mods learn the word "deodorant".

[Optimism Prime]

Thank you for the kind words, everyone. And thank you, "Bad Cop" for the curvaceous reply. I greatly encourage such behavior.

I want everyone to know that I'm going to do everything I can to make this place as enjoyable of an experience for everyone as it has always been for me. We all love talking some Rockets hoops here, and with the addition of James Harden and that guy from New York I expect our forum activity to pick up a bit.

I'm not exactly sure why there are so many people obsessed with that guy from New York, but you all have my word that I will keep the rabid, Tony Douglas-Only-Fans in line. Consider this your warning, TDOF's.

I do want to address a few things in regards to my becoming a moderator. I know that over the years we all have our in-jokes and are really comfortable posting together so some of you may be worried that my new status may change how I act. That it may cause me to let the power go to my head and act differently.

I want to assure all of you: this will absolutely happen. No Question. The biggest reason that I took this gig was so that I could let the power go to my head and corrupt me. I'm not even going to waste your time with the whole "Hey - I'm a benevolent ruler act." No - we are starting right out of the gate with "Angry, Vengeful God," so your best course of action from here on out is to fear my terrible anger. Remember: To Fear is to Love.

Now - I bid you all go forth and speak the Gospel of the Rockets. If you need me I'll be over on Craig's List buying some Togas, Laurel Crowns and placing ads for some Mediterranean chicks to feed me grapes and pomegranate seeds as I look down upon a world which fears me.

Go Rockets!

Post of the preseason.

[jwise44]

Thank you for the kind words, everyone. And thank you, "Bad Cop" for the curvaceous reply. I greatly encourage such behavior.

I want everyone to know that I'm going to do everything I can to make this place as enjoyable of an experience for everyone as it has always been for me. We all love talking some Rockets hoops here, and with the addition of James Harden and that guy from New York I expect our forum activity to pick up a bit.

I'm not exactly sure why there are so many people obsessed with that guy from New York, but you all have my vword that I will keep the rabid, Tony Douglas-Only-Fans in line. Consider this your warning, TDOF's.

I do want to address a few things in regards to my becoming a moderator. I know that over the years we all have our in-jokes and are really comfortable posting together so some of you may be worried that my new status may change how I act. That it may cause me to let the power go to my head and act differently.

I want to assure all of you: this will absolutely happen. No Question. The biggest reason that I took this gig was so that I could let the power go to my head and corrupt me. I'm not even going to waste your time with the whole "Hey - I'm a benevolent ruler act." No - we are starting right out of the gate with "Angry, Vengeful God," so your best course of action from here on out is to fear my terrible anger. Remember: To Fear is to Love.

Now - I bid you all go forth and speak the Gospel of the Rockets. If you need me I'll be over on Craig's List buying some Togas, Laurel Crowns and placing ads for some Mediterranean chicks to feed me grapes and pomegranate seeds as I look down upon a world which fears me.

Go Rockets!

I wish all of that would fit in my sig

[x-]

Nice. Congrats!

[EArl]

Congrats Butters!!!
You're a class act. I remember you joining several of our Rockets game threads.

[Mr. E]

Congrats Butters!!!
Your a class act. I remember you joining several of our Rockets game threads.

Thank you! Those were fun threads. You're always welcome over here, too.