Slim Thug's Sale's Pitch to Dwight Howard

Vietbrah · Post #1 » by **Vietbrah** » Tue Jul 2, 2013 4:25 am

slim thug ✔ @slimthugga
Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season

slim thug ✔ @slimthugga
We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on hoes make your next move your best move G @DwightHoward

slim thug ✔ @slimthugga
Have u ever been to @dreamshouston or V-Live @DwightHoward ??? LA ain't got strippers like we do

slim thug ✔ @slimthugga
We both got babymamas @DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it's wayyyy worst in LA

slim thug ✔ @slimthugga
A bottle of rosé in a Houston club is $250 max in LA $1000 befo taxes and gratuity @DwightHoward

slim thug ✔ @slimthugga
The galleria mall is a fool kid every store in one spot stay crawling with Bad bitches @DwightHoward

slim thug ✔ @slimthugga
Yo @DwightHoward meet @IAmMaliahMichel @MercedesMorr @miraclewatts00 @Lira_Galore @IAmTresureP @MisMODELKIKI @victoriarrrose @MAC_BXTCH

slim thug ✔ @slimthugga
A @DwightHoward dat boy @JHarden13 out here living like a king

slim thug ✔ @slimthugga
And @DwightHoward we got the Texans so not too much pressure on winning a ring this year we got time to grow u kno LA gone hate tho

inquisitive · Post #2 » by **inquisitive** » Tue Jul 2, 2013 5:16 am

who cares about this guy...he probably will be 6 feet under in a couple of years.

IMAN5 · Post #3 » by **IMAN5** » Tue Jul 2, 2013 2:21 pm

lmao that is a hilarious pitch, dwight is probably laughing but also appreciates it.

BossHoggin · Post #4 » by **BossHoggin** » Tue Jul 2, 2013 3:35 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aIefHpJI3A[/youtube]

DrKnick · Post #5 » by **DrKnick** » Wed Jul 3, 2013 10:17 am

Slim Thug still alive? Haven't heard of him since high school.

Nebula1 · Post #6 » by **Nebula1** » Thu Jul 4, 2013 2:06 pm

Slim has been great.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pVLTpKTeIE[/youtube]

BallSoHarden · Post #7 » by **BallSoHarden** » Sat Jul 6, 2013 6:42 pm

LOL.... That is all.

willywazza · Post #8 » by **willywazza** » Sun Jul 7, 2013 5:29 am

Pure comedic gold.

Das ist alles!

xMADEinDADEx · Post #9 » by **xMADEinDADEx** » Sun Jul 7, 2013 9:31 am

[PILE OF POO]

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IMAN5 · Post #10 » by **IMAN5** » Mon Jul 8, 2013 8:18 pm

so looks like it worked. everyone should buy his next albim.