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We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:47 pm
by ubernathan
We should bring Yao in to be our backup center. He has had a few years to recover, and is still younger than many productive NBA players (33). I think he would give us a good look off of the bench, with his better outside shooting pairing well with other big men as well as his superior post arsenal. He is pretty wealthy, we should be able to lure him back to the game with the vet minimum. Maybe bring him back as an assistant coach to use as a player coach, using the coach's salary to circumvent the cap (plus he'd be a good coach).

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:01 pm
by Sasaki
Have you seen any photos of Yao recently? It's pretty obvious that he's not exactly spending every day at the gym, to put it mildly. That ship has moved on.

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:08 pm
by zapatasblood
Yao's feet killed his career and he has clearly moved on from basketball.

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:09 pm
by inquisitive
maybe as a Vipers VP or something...haha

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:27 pm
by ubernathan
zapatasblood wrote:Yao's feet killed his career and he has clearly moved on from basketball.


You're wrong! I'll never give up hope!

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:49 pm
by MaxRider
inquisitive wrote:maybe as a Vipers VP or something...haha

i think his Shanghai Sharks make more money than being Vipers VP

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:09 pm
by tha_rock220
Yao's fat now. You think his body was tough on his feet before, if he comes back he might never walk again. I do like that he's kept his house in Houston and maintains interest in the Rockets.

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:38 pm
by texasholdem
Les is 70 and can't own the team forever, hopefully Yao's saved up his money where he can at least be the majority stakeholder in an ownership group someday.

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Fri Nov 1, 2013 5:26 am
by dunleavyjr
Lol. Look at Yao. He is totally out of shape.

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Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Fri Nov 1, 2013 2:17 pm
by Mr. E
Unfortunately, it appears that there will be no return to professional basketball for Yao.

But he will always be a Rocket.

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Fri Nov 1, 2013 2:56 pm
by texasholdem
Mr. E wrote:Unfortunately, it appears that there will be no return to professional basketball for Yao.

But he will always be a Rocket.


He needs to get to work on having a son. Or is that one child per couple law still in effect over there?

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Fri Nov 1, 2013 3:00 pm
by Mr. E
texasholdem wrote:
Mr. E wrote:Unfortunately, it appears that there will be no return to professional basketball for Yao.

But he will always be a Rocket.


He needs to get to work on having a son. Or is that one child per couple law still in effect over there?


Even if that law is still on the books I'm sure that there is an "Unless you're Yao" provision.

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Fri Nov 1, 2013 3:19 pm
by moofs
dunleavyjr wrote:Lol. Look at Yao. He is totally out of shape.
Image


RaoulDuke79 wrote:Also, tits.

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Sat Nov 2, 2013 12:09 am
by 13th Man
How about Hakeem then? :)

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Sat Nov 2, 2013 6:08 am
by willywazza
Wow.

This thread is a joke right?

There is NO WAY Yao comes back from retirement.

The dude is currently making so much $$$ in China with his business ventures.

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:14 pm
by adrenaLINe
Mr. E wrote:
texasholdem wrote:
Mr. E wrote:Unfortunately, it appears that there will be no return to professional basketball for Yao.

But he will always be a Rocket.


He needs to get to work on having a son. Or is that one child per couple law still in effect over there?


Even if that law is still on the books I'm sure that there is an "Unless you're Yao" provision.



there allowing more than 1 kid now... as they just changed the law....

but you could always have more than 1 kid as long as you paid the fine...

better than having 7 or 8 kids you cant afford.... I say

Re: We Should Bring Back Yao

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:44 pm
by MaxRider
adrenaLINe wrote:
Mr. E wrote:
texasholdem wrote:
He needs to get to work on having a son. Or is that one child per couple law still in effect over there?


Even if that law is still on the books I'm sure that there is an "Unless you're Yao" provision.



there allowing more than 1 kid now... as they just changed the law....

but you could always have more than 1 kid as long as you paid the fine...

better than having 7 or 8 kids you cant afford.... I say


i believe if you first born is girl they allow you to have your second one, if girl again, then they don't allow you to have your third one unless you paid the fine

i agreed, better than having 7 or 8 kids you cant afford