The Most Unrealistic Sports Movie Ever

tha_rock220 · Post #1 » by **tha_rock220** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:40 am

I was thinking about this today. Sports movies have close finishes, underdogs winning regularly, stereotypes, etc.

I narrowed my list down.

Happy Gilmore - Terrible hockey player becomes a legitimate PGA contender with Apollo Creed's help in like three days.

Angels in the Outfield - Doc from "Back to the Future" is an angel who helps Don Jon's favorite baseball team win a pennant so his Dad will love him.

Celtic Pride - Celtic fans kidnap the opposing team's best player so they can hang another banner at the Garden. This was my pick because it ended with the Utah Jazz winning an NBA title, and we all know that's impossible.

Post #2 » by **bondom34** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:08 am

Space Jam.

MaxRider · Post #3 » by **MaxRider** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:17 am

bondom34 wrote:Space Jam.

space jam is REAL

Post #4 » by **bondom34** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:22 am

MaxRider wrote:
bondom34 wrote:Space Jam.

space jam is REAL

I don't believe Michael Jordan was as good as the aliens.

texasholdem · Post #5 » by **texasholdem** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:08 am

The Waterboy?

Nebula1 · Post #6 » by **Nebula1** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:18 pm

Draft Day

MaxRider · Post #7 » by **MaxRider** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:13 pm

bondom34 wrote:
MaxRider wrote:
bondom34 wrote:Space Jam.

space jam is REAL

I don't believe Michael Jordan was as good as the aliens.

alien has no basketball skill
they stole the skill from ewing, barkley, bogues, etc.
yes jordan is better than them

Ribalding · Post #8 » by **Ribalding** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:58 pm

Field of Dreams

...though it kinda hurts my heart to nominate such a great movie.

MaxRider · Post #9 » by **MaxRider** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:18 pm

Major League
one of my favorite movie about baseball
realistically that team can't win

RaoulDuke79 · Post #10 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:34 pm

MaxRider wrote:Major League
one of my favorite movie about baseball
realistically that team can't win

Love that movie. I still remember going to see it in theaters when it came out(and the second one too, which was rubbish). I agree a team like that would probably be nowhere near the postseason, but I thought the way they win at the end was somewhat realistic, and awesome. Plus, Ricky **** Vaughn!

Hmm, what about Caddyshack 2? It's amazing that movie actually exists.

Well, it did have this one scene I guess:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QCFhFh3hjE[/youtube]

Got to hand it to Randy Quaid, he plays the same characters in both film and reality.

tha_rock220 · Post #11 » by **tha_rock220** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:49 pm

Ribalding wrote:Field of Dreams

...though it kinda hurts my heart to nominate such a great movie.

Billions of people believe in ghosts, angels, and convicted felons. What is it, like half a million, believe the Utah Jazz could ever win a championship. That's why Celtic Pride wins.

ChosunX · Post #12 » by **ChosunX** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:59 am

There is that magic shoe basketball movie.

Post #13 » by **jwise44** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:42 am

tha_rock220 wrote:I was thinking about this today. Sports movies have close finishes, underdogs winning regularly, stereotypes, etc.

I narrowed my list down.

Happy Gilmore - Terrible hockey player becomes a legitimate PGA contender with Apollo Creed's help in like three days.

Angels in the Outfield - Doc from "Back to the Future" is an angel who helps Don Jon's favorite baseball team win a pennant so his Dad will love him.

Celtic Pride - Celtic fans kidnap the opposing team's best player so they can hang another banner at the Garden. This was my pick because it ended with the Utah Jazz winning an NBA title, and we all know that's impossible.

How dare you for all 3!!!!! Those are all classics

I never realized that Judd appatow wrote celtic Pride

I would say an unrealistic sports movie (I love the adam sandler one for some reason though) both the longest yard movies...brings up another sandler one that I love, which is rare post happy Gilmore, the waterboy there's no way that could happen

EDIT---I now understand your reasoning for hating celtic Pride...justifiable because I shouldn't ever like a movie that has the Jazz winning but it made me laugh so much and at that time I was 8 and just moved home from Thailand so I didn't understand how much I hate the Jazz yet

Knew how much I hated Stockton but I kinda liked malone (at the time) because my parents both graduated from la tech (they actually both thought he was an ass though just had school spirit and didn't realize he was a child rapist)

Post #14 » by **jwise44** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:01 am

Nebula1 wrote:Draft Day

A guy picking a defensive player before he was "supposed to be picked" and was a surprise pick??

When did that last happen...and well narrow it to houston?..jj watt ring a bell?

Sorry not trying to be an ass