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Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:48 am
by MovieMuscle
Winning a bunch of games with high offense and playing a load of inconsistent defense. Why does that sound familiar? It's because this team still has the same fundamentals (whether it might be the coaching or players). How many games in the last two or three weeks (after everyone calmed down from CP3's hyped return) do you think the Rockets' opponents started off hot and scored more than 100-110+ points in the game? Answer: A LOT. After all, it's not a coincidence that some random bum is shooting lights out against the Rockets (just like it's not a coincidence with the Cavs or Timberwolves) . It's simply the Rockets' defensive schemes. If the Rockets want to ever sniff the top 5 defense ranking again, inconsistent defense isn't going to do it...

Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:48 pm
by Mr. E
A lot of injuries and a 25-7 record.

Yep. Now seems like the right time to hit the panic button.

Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:34 pm
by TMU
Fire MDA and hire JVG!

Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:08 pm
by Mr. E
No, we need to fire MDA, sell the team and start over with professional badminton.

Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:13 pm
by RaoulDuke79
TMU wrote:Fire MDA and hire JVG!


Oh man, don’t tease such things.

Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:14 pm
by moofs
Fire Rudy T and hire Jerry Sloan!

Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:28 pm
by RaoulDuke79
Mr. E wrote:No, we need to fire MDA, sell the team and start over with professional badminton.


OR, just hear me out:

Naked Cheerleader Pudding Wrestling.

The sexiest NBA cheerleaders and $240 worth of pudding.

With Gundy calling the action.

Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:57 pm
by Mr. E
$240 worth of pudding?


Awwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaahhhh!!!!

Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:20 am
by Mr. E
moofs wrote:Fire Rudy T and hire Jerry Sloan!


Board Warning issued for SHUT UP!!!

Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:48 am
by moofs
RaoulDuke79 wrote:
Mr. E wrote:No, we need to fire MDA, sell the team and start over with professional badminton.


OR, just hear me out:

Naked Cheerleader Pudding Wrestling.

The sexiest NBA cheerleaders and $240 worth of pudding.

With Gundy calling the action.


I’ll take “Things I Never Knew I Needed” for $5,000, Alex.

Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:50 am
by moofs
Mr. E wrote:
moofs wrote:Fire Rudy T and hire Jerry Sloan!


Board Warning issued for SHUT UP!!!


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Re: Rockets have Regressed Back to the Mean

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:13 am
by TMU
RaoulDuke79 wrote:
Mr. E wrote:No, we need to fire MDA, sell the team and start over with professional badminton.


OR, just hear me out:

Naked Cheerleader Pudding Wrestling.

The sexiest NBA cheerleaders and $240 worth of pudding.

With Gundy calling the action.


Sounds like your typical Friday night. :lol: