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Obviously, if you're going to talk Rockets then you have to make sure that you mention...

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you know where we're going here...

You have to mention the FIT at some point in your comment. So aside from FIT what are some of the other terms that need to be in every cookie-cutter take on the Houston Rockets for this upcoming season?

I know that "Window" will be nominated. Should "Fat" be in there as well?

I'm just trying to make life easier for Rockets critics. If we can nail all of the buzzwords then they can just copy & paste replies rather than having to punch it out each time they want to repeat themselves or others.

Floppers, chokers, midnight tokers...strip clubs, can't beat the Dubs...all offense no defense, mistake signing Melo gonna pay the consequence...first round exit, too lazy to come up with a good rhyme for exit...stuff and things.

I haven't had any coffee yet so that's all I got for now.

Can't forget the ever-present step back.
At this point it's become standard boilerplate for any half-assed media article about the Rocket this summer.

Hell, if I had a dollar for every time I've read/heard the phrase "...took a step back" in the last few months, I'd probably have enough for a Rockets beach hoodie.

OK, I never knew that I wanted a beach hoodie until now.

"The Rockets took a harder step-back this offseason than James Harden did in that one playoff game he didn't choke in."

-- Some Manure-for-Brains on TNT/ESPN

"Can't defend"
"Can't score"
"Won't come off the bench"
"Washed up"
"Unrecoverable"
"Blah blabbity blah blah blah derp derp derp blah blah derp derp"