"I'M SORRY HOUSTON, WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO? I WAS WRONG. I'M NOT FEELIN ADELMAN AS COACH OF THE YEAR. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU LOSE YOUR 7'5" CENTER WHO'S AVERAGING 22 POINTS PER GAME AND SUDDENLY LEARN HOW TO PLAY BETTER BASKETBALL (I dunno, maybe try watching a game?

So it occurred to me:

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(He'll bark like mad for no reason, and have absolutely nothing available to back it up with when he gets called on it.)