Thought this was funny as of 2004
Dikembe Mutombo's elbows have done a lot of damage over the years. Left in his wake were 25 affected players, five broken noses, 20 stitches. The log:
April 20, 2004: Kenyon Martin, hit in the eye and retaliated by clubbing Mutombo across the arm. Received a technical foul
March 31, 2003: Yao Ming, hit in the throat. Mutombo assessed flagrant foul
Feb. 4, 2002: Vince Carter, hit in the gut
May 16, 2001: Vince Carter, hit in the head. Carter did not return to Game 6 of the Eastern Conference playoffs
May 6, 2001: Chris Childs, broken nose
Feb. 26, 2001: Ray Allen, broken nose
Jan. 13, 2001: Corey Maggette, eye trauma
Dec. 28, 2000: Chauncey Billups, hit in the mouth, four stitches, fractured front tooth
Feb. 6, 1999: Jayson Williams, broken nose
May 4, 1999: Mark Strickland, broken nose
May 8, 1999: Lindsey Hunter, left eye
May 8, 1999: Christian Laettner, cut on face
April 9, 1999: Chris Childs, lost a tooth; Marcus Camby, shot to throat; Larry Johnson, hit in the head; Patrick Ewing, hit in the head
March 4, 1999: Kevin Willis, injured shoulder. Missed several games
May 6, 1997: Dennis Rodman, retaliated and ejected with second technical foul
April 12, 1997: Tom Gugliotta, broken nose
Jan. 30, 1997: Antoine Carr, knocked senseless
Jan. 4, 1997: Charles Oakley, four stitches to the lip
Oct. 22, 1996: Michael Jordan, bloodied nose (preseason game)
April 10, 1994: Robert Horry, hit in the head, fell to the floor
Dec. 30, 1993: Chris Webber; Mutombo later ejected for taunting Chris Gatling
Dec. 28, 1991: Robert Parish, hit the floor
Nov. 29, 1991: Ricky Pierce, 12 stitches in forehead
Dikembe Mutombo's Knockouts over the years.
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dockingsched wrote: the biggest loss of the off-season for the lakers was earl clark
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And knocked out Carl Landry's tooth that was re-knocked out in the playoffs. Ironic that he sponsored building a hospital. Even more ironic that he was a med student with intentions of healing people <edit, edit: Nevermind - (Contrary to some claims, Mutombo did not attend Georgetown as a pre-med. Mutombo was enrolled in the School of Languages and Linguistics, and was the only SLL graduate to have played varsity basketball.)>.
Bahaha I wanna see that game!
April 9, 1999: Chris Childs, lost a tooth; Marcus Camby, shot to throat; Larry Johnson, hit in the head; Patrick Ewing, hit in the head
Bahaha I wanna see that game!

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Damn. He was dangerous in '99.
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June, 13 09: Paul Peirce (does not return to torch us)
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HTown_TMac wrote:June, 13 09: Paul Peirce (does not return to torch us)
Not like he will with Artest here

dockingsched wrote: the biggest loss of the off-season for the lakers was earl clark
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April 10, 1994: Robert Horry, hit in the head, fell to the floor
As much as I love Big Shot Rob, Are we sure that it wasn't a flop?
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Those sharp elbows make Deke the sexiest man on the basketball court.
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If Deke never made it to the NBA, he could've had a good career in the UFC.