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AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:39 pm
by moofs
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/bk/bkn/6078379.html wrote:Alston had to skip the Rockets’ trip to Sacramento and game against the Kings for the trial before he was acquitted Friday. With the Rockets’ regular season to open Wednesday against the Memphis Grizzlies, he was back at practice Saturday, feeling as if he never left.
No big shocker. To avoid stupid and unnecessary arguments, please be sure to remove this from your list of stuff he's "done" now, also check your jackets at the door.
Thanks,
The Management.
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:33 pm
by KiDdFrESh
Money Money Money Money Moneeeyyyy
I cant get that damn tune out of my head !!
Damn Family Guy !!
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:49 pm
by Iggyemu
This dude is a flat out criminal. Just because he had the MONEY to hire some bad ass lawyer that proved he wasn't even in the car when he was driving doesn't mean he didn't do it.
Hopefully this criminal can stay out of more trouble.
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:48 pm
by moofs
Oh well. Worth a shot.
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Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:13 pm
by Ribalding
And somewhere in the evening distance, a lonely dog barks.
woof
Wake me up when Battier gets healthy.
P.S. - To whichever person in this thread decried Rafer as some horrible harbinger of wrong-ness: DO YOU KNOW THE MAN? ARE YOU FAMILY? HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM PERSONALLY FOR 20 YEARS? HAVE YOU KISSED HIS SISTER?
If not.....
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:09 pm
by RocketRed
Honestly, how many of you have been driving home from the sports bar after watching a particularly depressing Rockets game and having a few more than you usually do. I'm not condoning drunk driving, but c'mon . . .
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:48 pm
by Ribalding
RocketRed wrote:Honestly, how many of you have been driving home from the sports bar after watching a particularly depressing Rockets game and having a few more than you usually do. I'm not condoning drunk driving, but c'mon . . .
My brother? Is that you?
(Call a cab, my beloved.)
Come on man, that is 2 edits in 3 posts
-V-
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:05 am
by RocketRed
My brother? Is that you?
(Call a cab, my beloved.)
--
Ask your mother.
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:14 am
by Iggyemu
Ribalding wrote:And somewhere in the evening distance, a lonely dog barks.
woof
Wake me up when Battier gets healthy.
P.S. - To whichever person in this thread decried Rafer as some horrible harbinger of wrong-ness: DO YOU KNOW THE MAN? ARE YOU FAMILY? HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM PERSONALLY FOR 20 YEARS? HAVE YOU KISSED HIS SISTER?
If not.....
I know enough about him to officially label him a criminal. As far as I am concerned he and OJ are on the same level.
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:20 am
by aznkillabeezZz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFfziI9aGisThis is the actual video of Rafer getting arrested for DUI. Doesn't seem like he was too incoherently drunk although he did admit he was drinking.
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:46 am
by Guy986
Iggyemu wrote:Ribalding wrote:And somewhere in the evening distance, a lonely dog barks.
woof
Wake me up when Battier gets healthy.
P.S. - To whichever person in this thread decried Rafer as some horrible harbinger of wrong-ness: DO YOU KNOW THE MAN? ARE YOU FAMILY? HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM PERSONALLY FOR 20 YEARS? HAVE YOU KISSED HIS SISTER?
If not.....
I know enough about him to officially label him a criminal. As far as I am concerned he and OJ are on the same level.
Wow wow wow wow wow.
Talk about being judemental. Iggy, you never cease to amaze me.
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:56 am
by MaxRider
OJ >>> Kobe >> Rafer
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:16 am
by moofs
I wonder how riotously iggy laughs when he posts that stuff. It's as obvious as the warts on Paris Hilton's, .. .. .. ... um, car. ...... that he's been yukking it up for a while now. HE JUST CAN'T CONFESS CAUSE IT'D SPOIL HIS FUN
p.s. i wouldn't say OJ so much as Rae Carruth or
Andres Escobar
Sure, this one is exactly a sports star murderer, but rather a sports star who was murdered. Escobar was a defensemen on the 1994 Columbian World Cup soccer team. When facing the US in the round robin round, Escobar accidentally redirected a shot into his own net, giving the US a victory akin to the Washington Generals beating the Harlem Globetrotters.
After the World Cup, he was shot 12 times by Humberto Munoz Castro, who hilariously screamed “GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!” throughout the entire shooting. Questions still remain whether Munoz was a disgruntled fan or part of a Columbian drug ring that lost several million dollars gambling on the game. Munoz served 11 years for the murder and was released in 2005.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9s_EscobarThen again, nothing beats capping your pregnant girlfriend twice in the chest and once in the head so she can die after giving birth to a cerebral palsy kid before hiding out in the trunk of a car peeing into once-empty bottles.
Re: AHEM. Alston Acquitted.
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:54 am
by kam_soluusar
Hey, with the stuff that George Wya get's away with. It makes Skip look like an Altar Boy!!!!!!!
Besides which, The Judge was probably a Rox Fan, and knew how crap our offense would run if Skip wasn't there to run it.