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Wanted

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:30 pm
by moofs
Ron Artest is wanted in Texas for several instances of having killed the Rockets offense. On November 19, 2008, law enforcement received a call that it had come to an absolute stall and was hardly breathing following a drive in the 4th quarter, during which Artest lost the ball, regained it, spun in 4 circles, ran at the rim, and promptly threw the ball over it. Not content with the prior brutality, Artest took over another play only a few minutes later, hurling the ball at Bill Worrell near midcourt in apparent retaliation for having gray hair. One victim was found overdribbled to a flat leathery pulp in a back alley after the game.

After obtaining a warrant, police found over FOUR HUNDRED balls in Artest's home that had not been passed for over 12 years. Several of them had been chained to his wall to prevent any further attempt at escape.

If you see this man, cautiously cross to the other side of the street. HE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND MAY BE COMPLETELY UNSTABLE. Call authorities immediately after reaching a safe location.

Re: Wanted

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:14 pm
by Baller 24
:rofl:

Before we prosecute Ron, there is significant evidence of the impact Tracy McGrady has on this team, and therefore, him being inconsistent, lazy, and not bringing the "A" game should be considered the guilty one.

He should be considered lazy, tear filled, and very easy to take down.

Re: Wanted

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:18 pm
by ShaY
Baller 24 wrote::rofl:

Before we prosecute Ron, there is significant evidence of the impact Tracy McGrady has on this team, and therefore, him being inconsistent, lazy, and not bringing the "A" game should be considered the guilty one.

He should be considered lazy, tear filled, and very easy to take down.


If he would sit out people will call him soft , if he plays one one leg and he is dragging the other doing what he can he is lazy.

Tracy Mcgrady can do no right in the eyes of some fans.

Re: Wanted

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:26 pm
by RaoulDuke79
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Re: Wanted

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:24 am
by mpsniper101
:rofl:

Is moofs always like this? If he is, he's my most favorite poster on RealGM. This is quote worthy if I can fit it.