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we get kill on the boards when yao is out of the game. We have no inside defense when yao is out. why have we not sign moutumbo yet.

and yeh we need to move artest to the bench

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Not only is it obvious, but Feigen's been stating it over and over again for the last week+.

I think we should sign Mutombo...





































































...obligatory drive moofs mad post. It had to be done...

...also, tits.

Should've addressed this issue in the off-season. Von Waffle, Luther Head... we have too many SGs. We should trade for a big man.

Morey will done what he has to do when it's necessary

We are trying to get a big man or trade luther to make room for Mutombo/another big man. These things take time, usually later in the season when a losing team starts to liquidate for the offseason, that's when your chips have the most value. We should be fine until then b/c the west is horrible this year. I don't care if the Lakers win 70 games as long as the rest of the conference is around 45-50 wins. The playoffs is a whole another beast.

We do. His name is Joey big mouth Dorsey.

I know he is raw but i'm pretty sure he can rebound and block shot already. He can contribute if god forbid one of our big men goes down.

Jamal Magloire

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Shawn Kemp.

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Bryant "Big Country" Reeves.

Tractor Traylor. Oh, too big?

Cherokee parks

In all seriousness our lack of size on the frontcourt outside of Yao isn't that big of a concern in the regular season, it's the postseason that is the problem. I cannot fathom how we could possibly win a 7-game series against the length of the Lakers or Boston's frontcourt considering we're a half-court team.

you want big man? sign Sun Ming Ming
that's Ming x2
you should be happy we got a center
Miami don't even have one

Forget Sun Ming Ming or Big Country or Shawn 'Baby Daddy' Kemp. Rox don't need dem foo's.

Sign ME.

Sure, I'm only 6'2, smoke a pack a day, have a tendency to get grouchy, and I'm under-employed. (Plus my wife will have to travel with me.) But gimme a bottle of vodka on game night and I'll run in there just long enough to puke on somebody. That ain't nothin', strategically-speaking. Ever been puked on? Right as you're coming off a pick? Takes you right out of your rhythm. Makes the floor slippity sloppity, too. (I can aim for the eyes. Ever tried to shoot blind? Damn near impossible.)

Plus...and here's the clincher: I'll play for $50k and the travel pier diem.

C'mon, Les! Pony up, baby!
















**edit for Moofs:
1. Luxury tax.
2. No need.

How about we bring Oliver Miller out of his retirement? We need size and it matters!

Kelvin Cato's not in the league anymore is he? Lol