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Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:41 pm
by RolloTommasi

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:59 pm
by TMU
It's the CBA. I hope Bonzi averages 50 per game and be claimed as Wilt Chamberlain of China.

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:06 pm
by Play_Smart!
Barkley's mama could drop 45. Bonzi is about on par with her.

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:10 pm
by HTown_TMac
Play_Smart! wrote:Barkley's mama could drop 45. Bonzi is about on par with her.


If his mama could score 45 in the NBA, then in China she would average 81

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:11 pm
by jove9
New question:

How many points could you average in the CBA?

I'd probably average 16 ppg.

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:21 am
by hackle
there is no challenging defense in CBA, the games average about 250 points. a season NBA player used to play under tight defense will easily explode in CBA, it's just too much room for every move. i seriously doubt that Bonzi could keep it up too long, he will be asymilated(?) soon, which will make coming back to NBA very hard.

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:23 am
by A.J.
I'll drop about 10 a game.

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:23 am
by T-Wack
Man, we could have really used that 48.6 against Washington...

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:25 am
by hackle
And if you ever watched international games, the Chinese team sucked big time when the opponent team makes full court press, the guards will all freak out and turn the ball over EVERY SINGLE TIME. CBA is simply the softest suck-each-other's-dick basketball league in the entire world.

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:31 am
by jove9
Too much info, hackle.

The image BURNS!!!

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Thu Jan 1, 2009 1:15 am
by 2fast4u
i would probably ave. a decent 10.5 points..
wait...are we only talkin about 1 quarter?

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Thu Jan 1, 2009 6:51 am
by howe070523
Funny thing is Bonzi averaged 37fga and his team is ranked 11th in CBA.
In last night's game Bonzi scored only 3pt but the team still managed to blow out Yunnan .

So much Bonzi "dominating" the stats board but his team stays mediocricy.

Re: Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

Posted: Thu Jan 1, 2009 9:50 am
by freakazoid
Bonzai is the most awesome name ever in China.

Ralph Machio was cool with those trees when he was waxing on and off.

Sweet cars, yo.