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Shaq's New Affair

Posted: Fri Mar 6, 2009 5:23 pm
by TMU
Yao on Shaq
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/6296661.html
“I know Shaq is playing very well now,” Yao said. “He seems like he turned his clock back. I think next game is another team coming that is behind us. They are hungry to win to try to get into the playoffs. We need to prepare for that.

“Shaq, however old he is, when he steps on the court, you have to pay attention to him.”

Asked if he prefers even a tough, “straight-up” matchup against O’Neal to the fronting and double-teaming defenses that he usually sees, Yao said, “Yeah, straight up. Not fall down.”


Shaq on Yao
http://www.click2houston.com/video/18869924/index.html

:cuddle

Wonder how long it'll last.

Re: Shaq's New Affair

Posted: Fri Mar 6, 2009 6:22 pm
by moofs
Meanwhile, in a darkened cave, David Stern sits; the unrelenting murk empowering the beady, plotting chasms that resided where once his eyes once were, the very gape though which his soul had long since departed.

Evil David Stern wrote:These two buffoons are disrupting my machinations for a fundamental-free, guard-oriented, dunktastically shoe-driven league so long as they continue this noise about my discrepancies in center officiating

he mumbled in a hushed, forboding tone.

Metronomically stroking his kitty, Azrael, with his mechanical hand, Stern mumbled incessantly for days on end, vainly attempting to devise a plot that could handle the pair of Rhodians, whose size comprised over 900% his own. Stern knew that a public display of his dark force powers would reveal his position before they had been fully realized.. so he sat, echoes of "I'll get you next time gadget" and "dolphins with frickin' laser beams" ricocheting throughout the chamber.

Re: Shaq's New Affair

Posted: Fri Mar 6, 2009 7:00 pm
by RazorJordan32
moofs wrote:Meanwhile, in a darkened cave, David Stern sits; the unrelenting murk empowering the beady, plotting chasms that resided where once his eyes once were, the very gape though which his soul had long since departed.

Evil David Stern wrote:These two buffoons are disrupting my machinations for a fundamental-free, guard-oriented, dunktastically shoe-driven league so long as they continue this noise about my discrepancies in center officiating

he mumbled in a hushed, forboding tone.

Metronomically stroking his kitty, Azrael, with his mechanical hand, Stern mumbled incessantly for days on end, vainly attempting to devise a plot that could handle the pair of Rhodians, whose size comprised over 900% his own. Stern knew that a public display of his dark force powers would reveal his position before they had been fully realized.. so he sat, echoes of "I'll get you next time gadget" and "dolphins with frickin' laser beams" ricocheting throughout the chamber.



LOL! Well Thought Out Post

Re: Shaq's New Affair

Posted: Fri Mar 6, 2009 7:29 pm
by jzmagik
Shaq didn't respect Yao at first but just grew on him because he always remained extremely humble and gave tremendous praise to Shaq.