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Just how Dumb is Joey Dorsey?

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Just how Dumb is Joey Dorsey? 

Post#1 » by moofs » Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:45 pm

http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/9/28/ ... o-practice

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I'm shaking my head from the simple fact that he has to be pretty exceptionally dumb for anyone to be able to keep coming up with stuff like this.

http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/26 ... -bench-can
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Post#2 » by TMU » Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:51 pm

That was hilarious.

“Daryl Morey enters the locker room and begins to mingle around with players, simultaneously asking how each is feeling while trying to remember each’s SIPP (Successful Inbounds Pass Percentage).”


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Post#3 » by Rendezvous » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:43 pm

WOW that was such a great article
That just made my day

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Post#4 » by Smash3 » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:28 pm

:lol:

Great article :P
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Re: Brian Cook Really Likes Kittens 

Post#5 » by rocketsballin » Thu Oct 1, 2009 12:23 am

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Re: Brian Cook Really Likes Kittens 

Post#6 » by Brian_Cook_Fan » Fri Oct 9, 2009 6:04 am

I don't get it

Did you realize Ariza shot 1-11? Budinger 3-10?

Cook shot an above nba star average 50 %

Why u guys hating on Cook?

He's the best shooter on the team
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Re: Brian Cook Really Likes Kittens 

Post#7 » by bballmaniac27 » Fri Oct 9, 2009 7:11 am

Brian_Cook_Fan wrote:I don't get it

Did you realize Ariza shot 1-11? Budinger 3-10?

Cook shot an above nba star average 50 %

Why u guys hating on Cook?

He's the best shooter on the team


nope that's JJ Redick
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Post#8 » by HTown_TMac » Fri Oct 9, 2009 5:55 pm

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Post#9 » by bballmaniac27 » Fri Oct 9, 2009 11:19 pm

lol for some reason I read he's "the best shooter in the league." Fail.
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Post#10 » by rockybalboa11 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:31 am

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Post#11 » by Rendezvous » Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:17 am

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Post#13 » by Brian_Cook_Fan » Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:42 am

ariza had another stellar night out there 4-12
At least cook knows how to play the game and isn't a ball hog like new guy
why don't u rip on ariza?

Budinger & Taylor look really good for you guys though. They played really tough tonight.
And Pops couldn't get a call from these crappy refs but he plays really hard.

Conroy impressed me the most though in his 2 minutes.
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Re: Brian Cook Really Likes Kittens 

Post#14 » by moofs » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:56 pm

Dunno what to tell you. No one in this thread trashed BC. :dontknow:
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Re: Just how Dumb is Joey Dorsey? 

Post#15 » by moofs » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:07 pm

I'm shaking my head from the simple fact that he has to be pretty exceptionally dumb for anyone to be able to keep coming up with stuff like this.

http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/26 ... -bench-can

He seems less like "not the brightest tool in the shed" than "what's that piece of s*** that's rusting in the front yard?"
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Re: Brian Cook Really Likes Kittens 

Post#16 » by rocketsballin » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:47 pm

Brian_Cook_Fan wrote:I don't get it

Did you realize Ariza shot 1-11? Budinger 3-10?

Cook shot an above nba star average 50 %

Why u guys hating on Cook?

He's the best shooter on the team


Brian_Cook_Fan = a brian cook fan
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Re: Just how Dumb is Joey Dorsey? 

Post#17 » by Rendezvous » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:16 am

moofs wrote:I'm shaking my head from the simple fact that he has to be pretty exceptionally dumb for anyone to be able to keep coming up with stuff like this.

http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/26 ... -bench-can

He seems less like "not the brightest tool in the shed" than "what's that piece of s*** that's rusting in the front yard?"


pretty much sums up what we think of him
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Re: Just how Dumb is Joey Dorsey? 

Post#18 » by Rendezvous » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:22 am

I was really hoping for dorsey to become a beast
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Re: Brian Cook Really Likes Kittens 

Post#19 » by old rem » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:22 am

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I named my cat Sham-wow.

Only in the NBA is Joey Dorsey a role model.
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