Just how Dumb is Joey Dorsey?
Just how Dumb is Joey Dorsey?
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Just how Dumb is Joey Dorsey?
http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/9/28/ ... o-practice
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I'm shaking my head from the simple fact that he has to be pretty exceptionally dumb for anyone to be able to keep coming up with stuff like this.
http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/26 ... -bench-can
(reposted at end of thread)
edit:
I'm shaking my head from the simple fact that he has to be pretty exceptionally dumb for anyone to be able to keep coming up with stuff like this.
http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/26 ... -bench-can
(reposted at end of thread)
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That was hilarious.

“Daryl Morey enters the locker room and begins to mingle around with players, simultaneously asking how each is feeling while trying to remember each’s SIPP (Successful Inbounds Pass Percentage).”





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WOW that was such a great article
That just made my day
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Great article

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good **** man
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I don't get it
Did you realize Ariza shot 1-11? Budinger 3-10?
Cook shot an above nba star average 50 %
Why u guys hating on Cook?
He's the best shooter on the team
Did you realize Ariza shot 1-11? Budinger 3-10?
Cook shot an above nba star average 50 %
Why u guys hating on Cook?
He's the best shooter on the team
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Brian_Cook_Fan wrote:I don't get it
Did you realize Ariza shot 1-11? Budinger 3-10?
Cook shot an above nba star average 50 %
Why u guys hating on Cook?
He's the best shooter on the team
nope that's JJ Redick
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lol for some reason I read he's "the best shooter in the league." Fail.
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rockybalboa11 wrote:
LOL WTH?
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ariza had another stellar night out there 4-12
At least cook knows how to play the game and isn't a ball hog like new guy
why don't u rip on ariza?
Budinger & Taylor look really good for you guys though. They played really tough tonight.
And Pops couldn't get a call from these crappy refs but he plays really hard.
Conroy impressed me the most though in his 2 minutes.
At least cook knows how to play the game and isn't a ball hog like new guy
why don't u rip on ariza?
Budinger & Taylor look really good for you guys though. They played really tough tonight.
And Pops couldn't get a call from these crappy refs but he plays really hard.
Conroy impressed me the most though in his 2 minutes.
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Dunno what to tell you. No one in this thread trashed BC. 

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Re: Just how Dumb is Joey Dorsey?
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I'm shaking my head from the simple fact that he has to be pretty exceptionally dumb for anyone to be able to keep coming up with stuff like this.
http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/26 ... -bench-can
He seems less like "not the brightest tool in the shed" than "what's that piece of s*** that's rusting in the front yard?"
http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/26 ... -bench-can
He seems less like "not the brightest tool in the shed" than "what's that piece of s*** that's rusting in the front yard?"
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Brian_Cook_Fan wrote:I don't get it
Did you realize Ariza shot 1-11? Budinger 3-10?
Cook shot an above nba star average 50 %
Why u guys hating on Cook?
He's the best shooter on the team
Brian_Cook_Fan = a brian cook fan
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moofs wrote:I'm shaking my head from the simple fact that he has to be pretty exceptionally dumb for anyone to be able to keep coming up with stuff like this.
http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/26 ... -bench-can
He seems less like "not the brightest tool in the shed" than "what's that piece of s*** that's rusting in the front yard?"
pretty much sums up what we think of him
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I was really hoping for dorsey to become a beast
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I named my cat Sham-wow.
Only in the NBA is Joey Dorsey a role model.
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