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"Where 4 Forwards And A Tiny Point Guard In Starting Lineup Happens"

Suns fan here, just thought of a nice new slogan for the Rockets after completing my annual depth chart sheets.

Not an insult. I am rooting for the Rockets and wish them best because I like underdogs - esp. teams who are missing their main one-two punches.

Outside of Phoenix - I'll be rooting for these guys cause the "4 Forwards & A Guard" have a ton of talent - and that includes defensive-minded undersized center Chuck...

Thanks for the well wishes. A lot of us have been saying that this will be a fun team to watch this season. There's something very liberating about not having any high expectations for the team. Totally stress-free, enjoyable basketball!

As for the slogan: I'm still partial towards: "Chuck Hayes: He looks like Wes Unseld and your team wishes that they had him!" but that's tough to fit on a bumper sticker.

I will go with:

"Houston Rockets! Spotting you 40 million in salary, each game."

Rockets Basketball, We give you a Damage Assesment after hitting you with a Truck!

Beat me too it, as a Jazz fan. I was going to wish Rockets luck, since they are my new 2nd favorite team in the west. You got to love a team with no real allstars. I think your coach will have this crew playing great and Houston will be in the playoffs again.

"We wanted a catchy slogan but decided to trim our front office costs in honor of our player payroll structure. Marketing will return next season. Sorry, folks."

jts10 wrote:I will go with:

"Houston Rockets! Spotting you 40 million in salary, each game."

Classic

"Houston Rockets: Who the hell are these guys?"

"Houston Rockets": **** Health!

"Houston Rockets Basketball, whooo dat?

DiamondX wrote:"Houston Rockets": **** Health!

dont take it too far..

Sunsman44 wrote:"Where 4 Forwards And A Tiny Point Guard In Starting Lineup Happens"

Suns fan here, just thought of a nice new slogan for the Rockets after completing my annual depth chart sheets.

Not an insult. I am rooting for the Rockets and wish them best because I like underdogs - esp. teams who are missing their main one-two punches.

Outside of Phoenix - I'll be rooting for these guys cause the "4 Forwards & A Guard" have a ton of talent - and that includes defensive-minded undersized center Chuck...

Lava Rock Kid wrote:Beat me too it, as a Jazz fan. I was going to wish Rockets luck, since they are my new 2nd favorite team in the west. You got to love a team with no real allstars. I think your coach will have this crew playing great and Houston will be in the playoffs again.

This is a trend i guess Rockets are my second favorite team too (Suns fan)

ROCKETS 09-10:

Riley would have quit in the summer

or

Phil Jackson would have taken another sabbatical

Mr. E wrote:"Houston Rockets: Who the hell are these guys?"

StutterStep wrote:ROCKETS 09-10:

Riley would have quit in the summer

or

Phil Jackson would have taken another sabbatical

Those are definitely my favorites so far. How about?

Houston: where under 6'11" happens

^Thanks...and yes, I like that one too.

Where "$40 million dollars sit on the bench" happens.

"less is more"

or for soccer&basketball fans:

Where aresenal of basketball happens

The Houston Rockets: Where not wanting John Wall or cap room happens.