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Post#1 » by Mr. E » Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:13 pm

This thread is to celebrate the quote machine, and future President of the United States of America, Shane Battier!

I'll start with the one I just read today:

"Three Fourths of the World is covered by water. The rest is covered by Chuck Hayes."
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Post#2 » by rocketsballin » Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:32 pm

hahaha, if only chuck hayes was 6'10....sigh
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Post#3 » by Rendezvous » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:12 am

To OP:

He actually said that?

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Post#4 » by tha_rock220 » Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:18 am

Is Battier going to go to law school??? Would he be a conservative or liberal???
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Post#5 » by texasholdem » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:13 pm

tha_rock220 wrote:Is Battier going to go to law school??? Would he be a conservative or liberal???


Battier has given $5300 to Obama's campaigns since 2004.

Battier should take over Duke's head coaching job whenever K retires.
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Post#6 » by MaxRider » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:25 pm

Battier is the next NBA Commissioner after Stern was shot
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Post#7 » by Mr. E » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:59 pm

DiamondX wrote:To OP:

He actually said that?

lol


Yep!

http://www.nba.com/rockets/video/2009/1 ... index.html
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Post#8 » by Mr. E » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:49 pm

From today's Houston Chronicle (12/10/09)

“Chuck Hayes is my personal hero,” Shane Battier said. “One day I want to grow up and play defense like Chuck Hayes. He's awesome. He's awesome. I've run out of words for how good he is.”
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Post#9 » by Rendezvous » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:25 pm

Shane really likes Chuck
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Post#10 » by Munchlaxatives » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:09 pm

I've started clapping my hands when contesting a shot like I've seen Battier do. It works.
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