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Battierisms
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:13 pm
by Mr. E
This thread is to celebrate the quote machine, and future President of the United States of America, Shane Battier!
I'll start with the one I just read today:
"Three Fourths of the World is covered by water. The rest is covered by Chuck Hayes."
Re: Battierisms
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:32 pm
by rocketsballin
hahaha, if only chuck hayes was 6'10....sigh
Re: Battierisms
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:12 am
by Rendezvous
To OP:
He actually said that?
lol
Re: Battierisms
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:18 am
by tha_rock220
Is Battier going to go to law school??? Would he be a conservative or liberal???
Re: Battierisms
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:13 pm
by texasholdem
tha_rock220 wrote:Is Battier going to go to law school??? Would he be a conservative or liberal???
Battier has given $5300 to Obama's campaigns since 2004.
Battier should take over Duke's head coaching job whenever K retires.
Re: Battierisms
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:25 pm
by MaxRider
Battier is the next NBA Commissioner after Stern was shot
Re: Battierisms
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:59 pm
by Mr. E
Re: Battierisms
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:49 pm
by Mr. E
From today's Houston Chronicle (12/10/09)
“Chuck Hayes is my personal hero,” Shane Battier said. “One day I want to grow up and play defense like Chuck Hayes. He's awesome. He's awesome. I've run out of words for how good he is.”
Re: Battierisms
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:25 pm
by Rendezvous
Shane really likes Chuck
Re: Battierisms
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:09 pm
by Munchlaxatives
I've started clapping my hands when contesting a shot like I've seen Battier do. It works.