Artest vs Ariza on "Gary UnMarried"
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:44 pm
Gary UnMarried is a sitcom on CBS starring Jay Mohr as a Sports Talk Show Host. This bit is from last night's episode
Gary (pretending to be a caller): I don't have a cat but I do have a question about the Lakers. Do you think they're better off with Ron Artest or should they have stuck it out with Trevor Ariza?
Older Female Talk Show Host: I'm sorry I think you may be calling in to the wrong show
Gary: This isn't "THE SCORE with Gary Brooks??" I thought that show went 2 hours. What is this some sort of weird cat show? I don't want to talk about cats, I want to talk about sports.
Older Female Talk Show Host: No, no it's recently been shortened.
Gary: Yeah that's a terrible idea to shorten a sports show for a cat show
Older Female Talk Show Host: Well I can take a stab at answering your question. Sure, Artest struggled early but he's good for 16 points and 5 boards a game and come playoffs time you're gonna want his strong presence in the paint to bang with Battier, Nowitzki, Carmelo and likely King James, if they make the Finals. You're just aren't gonna get that with a slasher like Ariza, who to bring it back to the subject, plays the post like a PUSSY(cat!) Pussycat!
see the clip here from the 17:30 to 18:50 minute mark
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/gary_unmar ... 4_P_&nrd=1
Gary (pretending to be a caller): I don't have a cat but I do have a question about the Lakers. Do you think they're better off with Ron Artest or should they have stuck it out with Trevor Ariza?
Older Female Talk Show Host: I'm sorry I think you may be calling in to the wrong show
Gary: This isn't "THE SCORE with Gary Brooks??" I thought that show went 2 hours. What is this some sort of weird cat show? I don't want to talk about cats, I want to talk about sports.
Older Female Talk Show Host: No, no it's recently been shortened.
Gary: Yeah that's a terrible idea to shorten a sports show for a cat show
Older Female Talk Show Host: Well I can take a stab at answering your question. Sure, Artest struggled early but he's good for 16 points and 5 boards a game and come playoffs time you're gonna want his strong presence in the paint to bang with Battier, Nowitzki, Carmelo and likely King James, if they make the Finals. You're just aren't gonna get that with a slasher like Ariza, who to bring it back to the subject, plays the post like a PUSSY(cat!) Pussycat!
see the clip here from the 17:30 to 18:50 minute mark
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/gary_unmar ... 4_P_&nrd=1