No one will trade with Daryl Morey ever again. . .
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:07 pm
Summary of trade negotiations:
Rockets: Who wants T-Mac?
Knicks: We do! What will it take to dump a year off Jared Jeffries's relatively small contract?
Rockets: Jordan Hill and two unprotected first rounders.
Knicks: Seriously?
Rockets: I hear that LeBron kid might be a free agent next year.
Knicks: I don't know. . . what if we add some protection to the picks?
Rockets: Hold on, we're in the middle of a negotiation with the Bulls. Actually, scratch that, we might just keep T-Mac.
Knicks: Wait! Let's discuss this!
Rockets: Hold on. . .
Rockets: Oh hey, you're still there. Guess what? We just traded T-Mac and Carl Landry for Kevin Martin!
Knicks: What!? But we wanted T-Mac! Can we get in on this trade?
Kings: For what?
Knicks: Will you take Jeffries's contract?
Kings: Hell no.
Rockets: We don't mind taking his contract. But. . .
Knicks: But what?
Rockets: You know what.
Knicks: Can we at least add a little bit of protection?
Rockets: Okay, I guess we can be a little generous. Deal, guys?
Kings: Deal!
Knicks: *grumble* . . . deal
Rockets: Wait, can you throw in David Lee as well?
Knicks: WHAT!?
Rockets: Just kidding! Deal
Rockets: Who wants T-Mac?
Knicks: We do! What will it take to dump a year off Jared Jeffries's relatively small contract?
Rockets: Jordan Hill and two unprotected first rounders.
Knicks: Seriously?
Rockets: I hear that LeBron kid might be a free agent next year.
Knicks: I don't know. . . what if we add some protection to the picks?
Rockets: Hold on, we're in the middle of a negotiation with the Bulls. Actually, scratch that, we might just keep T-Mac.
Knicks: Wait! Let's discuss this!
Rockets: Hold on. . .
Rockets: Oh hey, you're still there. Guess what? We just traded T-Mac and Carl Landry for Kevin Martin!
Knicks: What!? But we wanted T-Mac! Can we get in on this trade?
Kings: For what?
Knicks: Will you take Jeffries's contract?
Kings: Hell no.
Rockets: We don't mind taking his contract. But. . .
Knicks: But what?
Rockets: You know what.
Knicks: Can we at least add a little bit of protection?
Rockets: Okay, I guess we can be a little generous. Deal, guys?
Kings: Deal!
Knicks: *grumble* . . . deal
Rockets: Wait, can you throw in David Lee as well?
Knicks: WHAT!?
Rockets: Just kidding! Deal