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Daryl Morey
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:00 am
by Emre1
Can anyone tell me where I can find a comprehensive Daryl Morey biography?
Thank you
Re: Daryl Morey
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:08 pm
by rocketsballin
No need, i'll sum it up for ya!
Daryl Morey is the Alpha and Omega. There is none before him, and there is none after him. He is all that is good and none that is bad. What he can do without his hands, no one can do with their hands. He is what religious folk call a "God". He is the reason birds fly, sharks swim, and lions rule the jungle. He is, without question, Daryl Morey. And you shall obey his every command. If he tells you to jump, you jump. If he tells you to slap your face, you slap your face. If he tells you to drink a 12 oz can of coke, so help me god if you don't drink that coke, jesus mary and joeseph the damage that will be brought upon you, not even the greatest of doctors can evaluate a fraction of your medical needs.
Re: Daryl Morey
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:20 pm
by Rendezvous
LMAO
Re: Daryl Morey
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:07 pm
by Mr. E
HALLELUJAH!!!
Preach on, Brother roxfashoballin!!!
Re: Daryl Morey
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:05 pm
by tisbee
Go to Wikipedia for brief background and links for better info.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daryl_Morey
Re: Daryl Morey
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:27 pm
by tha_rock220
I think Morey's reputation is getting a little out of hand. He's good, but he hasn't assembled anything other than a playoff contender yet.
Re: Daryl Morey
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:54 am
by Guy986
roxfashoballin wrote:No need, i'll sum it up for ya!
Daryl Morey is the Alpha and Omega. There is none before him, and there is none after him. He is all that is good and none that is bad. What he can do without his hands, no one can do with their hands. He is what religious folk call a "God". He is the reason birds fly, sharks swim, and lions rule the jungle. He is, without question, Daryl Morey. And you shall obey his every command. If he tells you to jump, you jump. If he tells you to slap your face, you slap your face. If he tells you to drink a 12 oz can of coke, so help me god if you don't drink that coke, jesus mary and joeseph the damage that will be brought upon you, not even the greatest of doctors can evaluate a fraction of your medical needs.

Re: Daryl Morey
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:12 am
by YoungMoney23
tha_rock220 wrote:I think Morey's reputation is getting a little out of hand. He's good, but he hasn't assembled anything other than a playoff contender yet.
Agreed, But it's not like we have much else to be happy about at this point in the season
Re: Daryl Morey
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:06 pm
by Smash3
It's what he does next season that counts. I'm not happy with us being mediocre, although I'm sure he can turn it around and make us play Moreyball or it can all go to hell so don't overdo the Morey love.
Re: Daryl Morey
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:29 pm
by YaoZaii
haha. all being said, i'm sure we are having fun either way...