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Detroit Lions Jokes...

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:22 pm
by mastertang
Well the Lions are at the bottom of the league and on the brink of being the first team to go 0-16... so this is expected...
Q. Why did the Lion fan want to shoot a lion on safari?

A. Because it would be the only Lion Trophy he would ever see.


Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban?

A. The Taliban have a running game.


Q.Why do the Detroit Lions want a clone?

A.So they would have somebody they could beat.



Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?

A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10


Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !

Actually pretty funny, see them all at http://www.curseofbobbylayne.com/jokes.html

Re: Detroit Lions Jokes...

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:12 pm
by Liqourish
Why didja have to go and post that? :(

j/k :winkgrin: Those are actually pretty funny.

Re: Detroit Lions Jokes...

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:56 am
by SD2042
Nothing wrong with a sense of humor.