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OT: Vikings' Allen: My Mullet Gives Me Strength

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OT: Vikings' Allen: My Mullet Gives Me Strength 

Post#1 » by Captain Erv » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:36 am

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Pioneer Press - Minnesota defensive end Jared Allen claims that his mullet gives him strength on the field, according to Pioneer Press.

"The mullet is like the All-American haircut," Allen said. "It's basically my secret strength. God gave me my talent. But the mullet gives me the attitude to use my talent."

Allen has eight tackles and two sacks through Minnesota's first three game
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Re: OT: Vikings' Allen: My Mullet Gives Me Strength 

Post#2 » by trwi7 » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:30 am

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Re: OT: Vikings' Allen: My Mullet Gives Me Strength 

Post#3 » by MickeyDavis » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:13 pm

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Re: OT: Vikings' Allen: My Mullet Gives Me Strength 

Post#4 » by BuckFan25226 » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:40 pm

LOL, classic. This is why I couldn't figure out why everyone was getting their underwear in a bundle or his comments in week 1, the guy is a goof.
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Re: OT: Vikings' Allen: My Mullet Gives Me Strength 

Post#5 » by LUKE23 » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:48 pm

Shoot him like a horse.
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Re: OT: Vikings' Allen: My Mullet Gives Me Strength 

Post#6 » by bigrich88 » Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:15 pm

I'm guessing his drinking troubles really aren't behind him?
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Re: OT: Vikings' Allen: My Mullet Gives Me Strength 

Post#7 » by Mags FTW » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:26 pm

I thought booze gave him strength.
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Re: OT: Vikings' Allen: My Mullet Gives Me Strength 

Post#8 » by SteveScheffler » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:38 pm

I've seen better mullets on women.
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Re: OT: Vikings' Allen: My Mullet Gives Me Strength 

Post#9 » by Neusch23 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:38 am

wow....business in front, party in the back!

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