OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday

OBF-MKE · Post #1 » by **OBF-MKE** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:08 am

Wilford Brimley has been as active and as humorous of a poster on these boards as anyone and, as a sign of appreciation, I think we should all throw some monies into a hat and reward his dedicated and undaunted chicanery with a birthday present. What do we get him? I've narrowed it down to two options, but feel free to vote other and write-in your idea.

Option 1: Beenhard Spankerson Jersey

Option 2: Aaron Rodgers Fleshlight

What say you, Packer fans?

Post #2 » by **humanrefutation** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:20 am

Our well wishes for an enjoyable birthday.

Wilford Brimley · Post #3 » by **Wilford Brimley** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:14 pm

humanrefutation wrote:Our well wishes for an enjoyable birthday.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4[/youtube]

RiotPunch · Post #4 » by **RiotPunch** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:35 pm

LOL at this thread. happy birthday!

Newz · Post #5 » by **Newz** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:47 pm

I want to get him a well so we can throw him down it with a bag over his head like in The Ring.

Then seven days before the draft he'll call us and be like "Seven days...", then we will also start to have dreams about Hankerson dominancing as a Packer, then the draft will come on... Then we will pick Hankerson, then the TV will go all fuzzy AND THEN WB will crawl out of the TV with long, black hair.

Not sure what would happen after that though.

EDIT: Figured it out. Pretty sure he would start fapping.

RiotPunch · Post #6 » by **RiotPunch** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:51 pm

Newz wrote:I want to get him a well so we can throw him down it with a bag over his head like in The Ring.

Then seven days before the draft he'll call us and be like "Seven days...", then we will also start to have dreams about Hankerson dominancing as a Packer, then the draft will come on... Then we will pick Hankerson, then the TV will go all fuzzy AND THEN WB will crawl out of the TV with long, black hair.

Not sure what would happen after that though.

EDIT: Figured it out. Pretty sure he would start fapping.

Newz · Post #7 » by **Newz** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:56 pm

Thank you, thank you.

jakecronus8 · Post #8 » by **jakecronus8** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:49 pm

WTF

/thread

OBF-MKE · Post #9 » by **OBF-MKE** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:09 pm

Newz wrote:I want to get him a well so we can throw him down it with a bag over his head like in The Ring.

Then seven days before the draft he'll call us and be like "Seven days...", then we will also start to have dreams about Hankerson dominancing as a Packer, then the draft will come on... Then we will pick Hankerson, then the TV will go all fuzzy AND THEN WB will crawl out of the TV with long, black hair.

Not sure what would happen after that though.

EDIT: Figured it out. Pretty sure he would start fapping.

Wilford Brimley · Post #10 » by **Wilford Brimley** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:11 pm

Thanks guys. /flattered.

trwi7 · Post #11 » by **trwi7** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:14 pm

I would get him new diabeetus testing supplies.

chuckleslove · Post #12 » by **chuckleslove** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:40 pm

That Rodgers fleshlight image is disturbing, that is all I have to add to this thread.

RiotPunch · Post #13 » by **RiotPunch** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:24 pm

Post #14 » by **ReasonablySober** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:49 am

Hookers and blow. Duh.

Kerb Hohl · Post #15 » by **Kerb Hohl** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:02 am

DrugBust wrote:Hookers and blow. Duh.

That's for twirlz.

Turk Nowitzki · Post #16 » by **Turk Nowitzki** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:09 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7tSSN2fHc[/youtube]

Be Here Now · Post #17 » by **Be Here Now** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:04 am

Wilford Brimley wrote:
humanrefutation wrote:Our well wishes for an enjoyable birthday.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4[/youtube]

lol. that was the perfect reply.

Kerb Hohl · Post #18 » by **Kerb Hohl** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:05 am

Turk Nowitzki wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7tSSN2fHc[/youtube]

Wow, clutch Ratatat there. Off the first (my favorite) album, no less.