Official Training Camp Thread

[Marley2Hendrix]

He's more like a smaller version of Alex Smith than Vince Young.

Well said, Young doesn't have 1/10 the awareness of Wallace. Didn't Wallace destroy us two preseasons in a row for the Browns awhile back? Honestly, seems like the closest thing we could get to Matt Flynn besides the real matty ice himself. We'll be happy with Wallace.

[Bucksfans1and2]

A really big HAH, I told you so... going to the folks that said we would only go with 7 olineman..... ridiculous!!

We did it last year?

[LUKE23]

If anyone cares, Football Outsiders Projections for the NFC North, with NFL ranks for O/D.

Packers: 1st in division, 1st in O, 15th in D
Bears: 2nd in division, 30th in O, 1st in D
Vikings: 3rd in division, 24th in O, 25th in D
Lions: 4th in division, 12th in O, 27th in D

Pro Football Focus record predictions:

GB: 11-5
CHI: 9-7
MIN: 7-9
DET: 5-11

[emunney]

Where do they have us ranking in toughness?

[Ayt]

Where do they have us ranking in toughness?

Don't be ridiculous. The real key is where we rank as a team in terms of the average height and weight of all the players on our 53 man roster.

[whatthe_buck!?]

Where do they have us ranking in toughness?

Don't be ridiculous. The real key is where we rank as a team in terms of the average height and weight of all the players on our 53 man roster.

You guys are both completely off your rockers, you're reacting to predictions made by f*cking Football Outsiders and and Pro Football Focus. How would u allow yourselves to be so obviously trolled? This is what the response of actual tuned-in folks would be: FO;DR, PFF;DR, GTFOWTBS.

What we all should actually be waiting for is the Rilamann/xTitan/McGinn collaborative article on Bleacher Report that gives a 1-100 toughness ranking for every single Nfl player and then gives each team a cumulative toughness total score (CTTS) and then cross multiplies that number by [height (in inches) + weight (in ounces) + d*ck volume (in milliliters)] of every player on said teams and then organizes all that priceless data in rankings that show where each team stands 1-32. The only relevant rankings for anyone to discuss IMO...

[trwi7]

We should sign Al Harris to increase the team's dick volume.

[whatthe_buck!?]

We should sign Al Harris to increase the team's dick volume.

I feel like u make this statement because u have a severe and fundamental misunderstanding of the function that generates the rankings I describe. Whatever exceptional Toughness and DV that Al would bring to the team would be more than canceled out by the subpar height and weight he would bring to the offensive tackle position. I also question ur claim that Harris brings such strong potential d*ck-size dynamism to the roster. Pics or gtfo...