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OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:08 am
by OBF-MKE
Wilford Brimley has been as active and as humorous of a poster on these boards as anyone and, as a sign of appreciation, I think we should all throw some monies into a hat and reward his dedicated and undaunted chicanery with a birthday present. What do we get him? I've narrowed it down to two options, but feel free to vote other and write-in your idea.
Option 1: Beenhard Spankerson Jersey
Option 2: Aaron Rodgers Fleshlight
What say you, Packer fans?
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:20 am
by humanrefutation
Our well wishes for an enjoyable birthday.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:14 pm
by Wilford Brimley
humanrefutation wrote:Our well wishes for an enjoyable birthday.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4[/youtube]
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:35 pm
by RiotPunch
LOL at this thread. happy birthday!
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:47 pm
by Newz
I want to get him a well so we can throw him down it with a bag over his head like in The Ring.
Then seven days before the draft he'll call us and be like "Seven days...", then we will also start to have dreams about Hankerson dominancing as a Packer, then the draft will come on... Then we will pick Hankerson, then the TV will go all fuzzy AND THEN WB will crawl out of the TV with long, black hair.
Not sure what would happen after that though.
EDIT: Figured it out. Pretty sure he would start fapping.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:51 pm
by RiotPunch
Newz wrote:I want to get him a well so we can throw him down it with a bag over his head like in The Ring.
Then seven days before the draft he'll call us and be like "Seven days...", then we will also start to have dreams about Hankerson dominancing as a Packer, then the draft will come on... Then we will pick Hankerson, then the TV will go all fuzzy AND THEN WB will crawl out of the TV with long, black hair.
Not sure what would happen after that though.
EDIT: Figured it out. Pretty sure he would start fapping.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:56 pm
by Newz
Thank you, thank you.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:49 pm
by jakecronus8
WTF
/thread
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:09 pm
by OBF-MKE
Newz wrote:I want to get him a well so we can throw him down it with a bag over his head like in The Ring.
Then seven days before the draft he'll call us and be like "Seven days...", then we will also start to have dreams about Hankerson dominancing as a Packer, then the draft will come on... Then we will pick Hankerson, then the TV will go all fuzzy AND THEN WB will crawl out of the TV with long, black hair.
Not sure what would happen after that though.
EDIT: Figured it out. Pretty sure he would start fapping.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:11 pm
by Wilford Brimley
Thanks guys. /flattered.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:14 pm
by trwi7
I would get him new diabeetus testing supplies.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:40 pm
by chuckleslove
That Rodgers fleshlight image is disturbing, that is all I have to add to this thread.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:24 pm
by RiotPunch
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:49 am
by ReasonablySober
Hookers and blow. Duh.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:02 am
by Kerb Hohl
DrugBust wrote:Hookers and blow. Duh.
That's for twirlz.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:09 am
by Turk Nowitzki
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7tSSN2fHc[/youtube]
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:04 am
by Be Here Now
Wilford Brimley wrote:humanrefutation wrote:Our well wishes for an enjoyable birthday.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4[/youtube]
lol. that was the perfect reply.
Re: OT: What to get Wilford Brimley for his birthday
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:05 am
by Kerb Hohl
Turk Nowitzki wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7tSSN2fHc[/youtube]
Wow, clutch Ratatat there. Off the first (my favorite) album, no less.
