Open letter to Dom Capers
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:24 pm
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tf_hCmP_4I[/youtube]
Dear Dom, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your defense?
Let me guess, 3 man rush and a drop zone? ****'s basically a prevent.
I read about your playoff disasters Dom, I'm sorry.
That safety position has been weak, Jennings, Burnett, Atari.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even like the **** you did in Carolina, that **** was fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
and go Pack.
The D's gone cold I'm wondering why...
we can't stop no one at all.
Kaepernick had 400 yards,
and damn, I saw them all.
And even if your d could stop the spread,
They'd still find a way to lose.
It reminds me, Slowik was not so bad,
He was not so bad...
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Change-My-Scheme-Or-Blitz
Your d sends less pressure than a newborn on a mama's tits.
Its been 3 playoff blowouts and still no change, Ted, we don't deserve it?
We coulda had won the Super Bowl the last two years,
Our offense was fukcing perfect.
So this is my playbook Im sending you, I hope you read it.
Got some schemes you don't use much, and damn you sure need it.
I'm in the car right now, doing 90 on the freeway.
Hey, Dom, my dline sucks too, dare me to blitz?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued the d from drowning.
Now its too late, Kapernick and Harbaugh went a clowning.
And all I wanted was a lousy blitz or hold on the edge.
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Dom, we coulda won rings together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Dom; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Dom, that's Clay Matthews screamin in the trunk
He's the only good defense player we got, and even then he can be junk.
Getting worked by a guy with one arm, that **** was pretty ****.
Well, gotta go, it'll be the draft soon.
Maybe you'll draft a guy big enough to bench you.
Dear Dom, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your defense?
Let me guess, 3 man rush and a drop zone? ****'s basically a prevent.
I read about your playoff disasters Dom, I'm sorry.
That safety position has been weak, Jennings, Burnett, Atari.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even like the **** you did in Carolina, that **** was fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
and go Pack.
The D's gone cold I'm wondering why...
we can't stop no one at all.
Kaepernick had 400 yards,
and damn, I saw them all.
And even if your d could stop the spread,
They'd still find a way to lose.
It reminds me, Slowik was not so bad,
He was not so bad...
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Change-My-Scheme-Or-Blitz
Your d sends less pressure than a newborn on a mama's tits.
Its been 3 playoff blowouts and still no change, Ted, we don't deserve it?
We coulda had won the Super Bowl the last two years,
Our offense was fukcing perfect.
So this is my playbook Im sending you, I hope you read it.
Got some schemes you don't use much, and damn you sure need it.
I'm in the car right now, doing 90 on the freeway.
Hey, Dom, my dline sucks too, dare me to blitz?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued the d from drowning.
Now its too late, Kapernick and Harbaugh went a clowning.
And all I wanted was a lousy blitz or hold on the edge.
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Dom, we coulda won rings together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Dom; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Dom, that's Clay Matthews screamin in the trunk
He's the only good defense player we got, and even then he can be junk.
Getting worked by a guy with one arm, that **** was pretty ****.
Well, gotta go, it'll be the draft soon.
Maybe you'll draft a guy big enough to bench you.
