Mags FTW wrote:trwi7 wrote:Can't blame a man for wanting to get the hell out of Iowa.
I drove through Iowa once and only stopped one time... it was to eat at an Arby's next to the highway.
Some creepy chick working at said Arby's kept trying to open the door while I was taking a leak and was screaming "Is your turban dirty?!" through the door. She screamed it about fifty times until I came out, then she ran back behind the counter. I still don't know what that means... I assume it is some racial slur toward Arabic people, but I'm a white guy.
Then when I got out of the bathroom my friend was complaining to the manager because one of the employees splashed him with water (he was soaked) while mopping the floor. I joined in and said one of his female employees was creepily screaming at me while I was using the bathroom. So instead of sympathizing with us, the manager just laughed like he was mentally ill.
It was one of the scarier moments of my life as I thought I was going to get Texas Chainsaw Massacred. I never plan on going back to that crazy ass state, that's for damn sure. /IowaHatred
