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What has always sucked: Kuhn. **** Kuhn. He's still there! What, did they give him a lifetime contract or something? Can't he die? At least Wes Welker is a productive whiteboy favorite. But the **** Kuhn lumbers for a two-yard gain the stadium erupts as if locals have just been told that one Latino family has decided to move out of town. Meanwhile, Eddie Lacy is right there! Chant EDDIE, man.

God, these fans. These fat, slovenly rubes with their goddamn cheeseheads. Look at those things.

You should be embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for you. That's the sort of thing you wear because you lost a bet. There's no PRIDE in rocking an ugly piece of headgear that screams I'M FAT BECAUSE I EAT TOO MANY DAIRY PRODUCTS. In addition to hoping Aaron Rodgers gets hurt, I hope a race of giant alien mice descend upon Wisconsin. And then, I hope those alien mice overlords see your cheeseheads and go the **** to town on you. That's what you suckers deserve.

Ill-yasova wrote:If you are bored before the game here is The Hater's Guide to the 2014 Green Bay Packers from Drew at Deadspin.
It's accurate in some places, way off in others, but at least it's funny.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-green-bay-packers-1627477893

What has always sucked: Kuhn. **** Kuhn. He's still there! What, did they give him a lifetime contract or something? Can't he die? At least Wes Welker is a productive whiteboy favorite. But the **** Kuhn lumbers for a two-yard gain the stadium erupts as if locals have just been told that one Latino family has decided to move out of town. Meanwhile, Eddie Lacy is right there! Chant EDDIE, man.

God, these fans. These fat, slovenly rubes with their goddamn cheeseheads. Look at those things.

You should be embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for you. That's the sort of thing you wear because you lost a bet. There's no PRIDE in rocking an ugly piece of headgear that screams I'M FAT BECAUSE I EAT TOO MANY DAIRY PRODUCTS. In addition to hoping Aaron Rodgers gets hurt, I hope a race of giant alien mice descend upon Wisconsin. And then, I hope those alien mice overlords see your cheeseheads and go the **** to town on you. That's what you suckers deserve.

ReddRum wrote:I before E except after C!