Texans 2015 Regular Season Thread

RaoulDuke79 · Post #21 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Sun Oct 4, 2015 3:58 pm

[tweet]https://twitter.com/DeepSlant/status/650695530373246976[/tweet]

Brown/Brooks/Xavier are also active today. It will be nice to see what a healthy O-Line + Foster can do.

RaoulDuke79 · Post #22 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Sun Oct 4, 2015 6:28 pm

Well...we suck.

Post #23 » by **Slava** » Sun Oct 4, 2015 7:27 pm

BoB can **** off.

RaoulDuke79 · Post #24 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Sun Oct 4, 2015 7:44 pm

Slava wrote:BoB can **** off.

Along with McNair, Rick Smith, the entire front office/coaching staff and everyone else involved in running this "franchise".

The cheerleaders can stay, of course.

Ah well, go Astros!

RaoulDuke79 · Post #25 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Sun Oct 4, 2015 8:10 pm

Hoyer is the greatest QB ever and should be our every week starter. He is the franchise QB we've been desperately searching for and deserves to get the nod on Thursday vs. the Colts. He will lead us to victory until he inevitably sucks again, in which case we can then go back to Mallett since we have nobody else and continue to repeat the same ridiculous mediocrity perpetually until la la la blah bluh bleh.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3z8l8GTaFE[/youtube]

zapatasblood · Post #26 » by **zapatasblood** » Mon Oct 5, 2015 7:28 pm

Texans are a joke of a franchise **** you all for going with **** Hoyer and Mallet. No QB, the defense is awful but I saw this happening because Romeo best days a DC are long past him. Rick Smith should have been fired so long ago. I knew this team was not going to be good but I did not think top 5 pick bad although I'm kinda happy if they turn out that bad.

Post #27 » by **Mr. E** » Wed Oct 7, 2015 4:21 pm

I keep reminding myself that the Astros and Rockets are really good...but man, the Texans have not been easy to watch this season!

I actually skipped watching Sunday's game to go watch The Martian. Houston actually did well in that!

Prince12 · Post #28 » by **Prince12** » Fri Oct 9, 2015 5:03 pm

No Luck, No Colts....

Seriously, any danger of this team showing some discipline. Penalties killed us time and time again. Was very tough to watch. Hoyer again played extremely well. The last play was horrible and I don't know what he was thinking just launching it up the middle but we didn't deserve to win either way. In this division I think we will somehow win enough to stay there abouts but geez its almost at the point you think lets just throw the towel in.

RaoulDuke79 · Post #29 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 4:52 pm

Throw the towel in, and throw all the bums in the front office and on the coaching staff out.

Post #30 » by **Mr. E** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:31 am

Has this team quit on the coaching staff 5 games in?

RaoulDuke79 · Post #31 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 7:51 pm

Hopkins is pretty good. Texans still suck.

RaoulDuke79 · Post #32 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:31 pm

LOL!

Is the defense even on the field at all? Are they at the stadium? Did they also miss the flight just like that dumbass Mallett?

Post #33 » by **Mr. E** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:42 pm

Guys, I don't think that the Texans are making the playoffs this year.

RaoulDuke79 · Post #34 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:47 pm

This is kinda hilarious though, isn't it?

I mean, it's sad, but it's also pretty damn funny, lol. I want to see how bad they can possibly be.

Post #35 » by **Mr. E** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:49 pm

Just put JJ in at QB already!

RaoulDuke79 · Post #36 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:53 pm

[tweet]https://twitter.com/PatDStat/status/658339853948559365[/tweet]

Post #37 » by **Mr. E** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:54 pm

Wow...you're right, this is kind of hilarious!

Post #38 » by **Mr. E** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:57 pm

Yeah, I can't put that one on Hoyer.

RaoulDuke79 · Post #39 » by **RaoulDuke79** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:58 pm

This is truly amazing and quite possibly the greatest game I have ever seen in my life. I'm super, super cereal.

They are literally doing this on purpose, right?

:lol:

Post #40 » by **Mr. E** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 6:00 pm

They might be. Fiedorowicz set that one up perfectly for Miami to run it in.