Vernon Wells Owns!!!

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Vernon Wells Owns!!! 

Post#1 » by blueNorange » Wed May 9, 2007 12:58 am

Got this from another forum!


This is probably a repost of the story, but now there's pictures to go along with it.

A couple of douchebags kept heckling Vernon Wells during a game in Cleveland last week. They wanted Vernon to give them a baseball and Wells obliged. Here's what he wrote.

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In case you can't make it all out he wrote:

LOL Y U MAD THO?
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Post#2 » by trwi7 » Wed May 9, 2007 1:06 am

LMAO I love it! :rofl:
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Post#3 » by treyZz » Wed May 9, 2007 1:07 am

HAHAHA
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Post#4 » by sideshowking24 » Wed May 9, 2007 2:14 am

thats hilarious.
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Post#5 » by Buck You » Wed May 9, 2007 3:08 am

Hahaha, that's awesome.
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Post#6 » by WEFFPIM » Wed May 9, 2007 3:45 am

Dear Mr. Dork?

Meanwhile in 5th grade English...
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Post#7 » by RaoulDuke79 » Wed May 9, 2007 4:18 am

That is quite possibly the greatest thing ever.
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Post#8 » by Posey H8er » Wed May 9, 2007 4:21 am

Sweet. And he helps my fantasy team.
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Post#9 » by Basketball Jesus » Wed May 9, 2007 12:20 pm

Posey H8er wrote:Sweet. And he helps my fantasy team.


You're in a league where "heckler pwnage" is a stat? Whoa. I so need to join this league.
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Post#10 » by lpsevier » Wed May 9, 2007 4:25 pm

Hmmm.....strong vernon homo.
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Post#11 » by Harold_and_Kumar » Wed May 9, 2007 10:07 pm

hes the man
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Post#12 » by skitch815 » Thu May 10, 2007 6:56 am

When I was in college Bobby Higginson did something similar to this at old County Stadium in Milwaukee. He was a really good sport and acknowledged the heckling and really seemed to get into it
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Post#13 » by stro4swift » Thu May 10, 2007 2:53 pm

WHOA! That's awesome :clap:
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Post#14 » by RingItUp! » Thu May 10, 2007 9:10 pm

Well done, Vernon.

I love how the go-to personal employment insult is still gas pumping. That and garbage collection.
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Post#15 » by cb4_89 » Sun May 13, 2007 6:45 pm

Hinske should have done this to that guy in Tampa
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Post#16 » by stro4swift » Mon May 14, 2007 6:40 am

cb4_89 wrote:Hinske should have done this to that guy in Tampa


hahaha seriously that guy was so funny :lol:

I can't believe nobody knocked him out or sumthin
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Post#17 » by Schad » Wed May 16, 2007 5:43 am

Griffey may have topped Wells:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2870769

There are Ken Griffey Jr. fans and there are Ken Griffey Jr. supporters. The two worlds met at Dodger Stadium, when the Cincinnati Reds outfielder won over a heckler with a one-of-a-kind souvenier.

A new size-XXL athletic supporter.


The fan, seated behind the Reds dugout, was riding Griffey all game long on Friday before Griffey turned the tables.

"We were getting eye contact from all the players when I decided I would give the Dodgers an extra edge," the fan, identified in the Cincinnati Post as Matt Schafer, 25, wrote on his MySpace page. "I was going to try and get in Ken Griffey Jr.'s head a little bit. He had to walk right by us to get to the dugout and I just couldn't help myself."

"So I started with the basics: 'you suck ... shouldn't you be on the D.L. ... too old for center ... that kind of stuff."

Griffey said he was happy to play along.

"He was just on me every time I came in," Griffey said. "Him being a little larger than normal, I just asked, 'Shouldn't you be wearing a support bra?' "

In the sixth inning, Griffey sent someone back to the Reds clubhouse to fetch the largest athletic supporter he could find. The accomplice wrote the number "3" and "JR" on the waistband, and Griffey put the supporter in a brown paper bag, rolled it up and tossed it to Schafer when he ran back onto the field.

Schafer, a musician from San Pedro, Calif., opened the bag, pulled out the athletic supporter and began twirling it on his finger, with stadium cameras broadcasting the man's reaction for posterity.

"He was like, 'Whoa!'" Griffey told the Cincnnati Enquirer. "I turned around before all that stuff happened, but I could hear that section just laughing. Then I turned around and just saw him twirling it in the air like a helicopter."

Schafer had been won over.

"When Griffey came back in, I told him I was sorry about what [I] said about his mom and that I wanted to make up," he wrote on his MySpace page. "He shot me a grin. When he came out in the 8th [inning] he shot me another smile and I told him he still has the greatest swing in baseball. I hope he heard me, I think he did. I love Griffey."

In an e-mail interview with The Cincinnati Post, Schafer said he couldn't believe his story got so big, so fast.

"Griffey was so much fun that night. I know he was having fun with me too and it was all done in good taste. He is an incredible player with spectacular character," Schafer said via e-mail, according to the Post. "I hope we can laugh about that sometime again together. Maybe he will sign the now infamous jock for me."
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Post#18 » by DFolks » Sun May 20, 2007 2:46 pm

Cool story. See, most major league ballplayers are cool, normal people. It is just that there are exceptions where the players are nasty and rude and ****.

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