John Calipari should be Pacers Coach

[celtspacers]

He knows how to get star players. All Larry Bird has to do is Pay him about $30 million a year and he will get any free agent he wants, Just like he does at Kentucky, Larry signs them to a max contract and Calipari will match it out of his pocket tax free. they get double pay IRS knows nothing about it just like NCAA knows nothing.

[Scoot McGroot]

Yeah, I'm gonna lock this one up as it's a joke for the following reasons....

1) $30 million a year salary
2) He will get ANY free agent he wants
3) References to him paying players
4) Referencing hiring high school seniors to contracts who are ineligible to join the NBA