The match-up:
Some people in Green
will face:
Starting Point Guard: George "Hoosier" Hill
Starting Shooting Guard: Lance "Assassin" Stephenson
Starting Small Forward: Paul "No need to Guard me" George
Starting Power Forward: David "Mr. Professional" West
Starting Center: Roy "Man Mountain" Hibbert
And the Massive Bench:
Luis "School you" Scola,
C "me now, C me never again" J Watson,
Danny "Health personified" Granger,
Ian "Maneater" Mahinmi,
Rasual "threemachine" Butler
Chris "Cool idea at the time" Copeland
Donald "Dominator" Sloan
Orlando "Magic" Johnson
Solomon "And possibly even" Hill
Tonight
Will get a call from
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!
And what we want, dear NBA is pretty girls. So I give you more Frisian goodness than one man should be expected to take: Doutzen Kroes (Who a friend of mine nearly dated when they were 14. He since drove his car into the canal in frustration of turning her down).

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AND! Because I am realistic and would rather not drive into a canal, plus I personally would really prefer to hold on to something at night: Gotta give what the OP wants!
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