Here is my wish for thursday:
So it is the nfl offseason, and ricky williams decides he wants to travel the country so see which state has the best mary j. so he fianlly makes his way to portland and decides to catch a blazer game. at the game the owner and gm see him and invite him to the suite, where Ricky shares his good stuff with them. Finally they all get high, when at the exact moment, Larry Bird calls to tell the gm he is rejecting the offer for Danny Granger. ( that is the rumor). At that moment he hears ricky in the back ground and asks wtf is going on. The gm tells him ricky is watching the game with them and Bird decides to take a gamble. He says he feel bad that that bastard Donnie walsh screwed them over when he gave portland Dale Davis for Jo, says he wants to right the wrong and give JO back. he also states he is willing to take on Raef Lafrentz big contract since he enjoys trading for big white stiffs. so they make a trade.
JO
for
Greg Oden
Raef Lafrentz.
Bird asks to speak on the phone with ricky williams and he tells him he is sending the SImon's private jet and that oden and lafrentz would keep jim company, but also tells Ricky that he must leave all his "leaves" with the owners and the gm of Portland. He also goes on to tell Ricky that he is being sent to NY to meet with Isiah who happens to have the best stuff in NYC which is why he has been able to make all those sly moves that turned the Knicks into contenders. the jet makes a pitt stop in Indy where Jammal Tinsley and Stepehn Graham get on board. then the plane arrives in NYC, where they all go to knicks game sitting behind the Knicks bench. Tinsley pulls out two brown envelopes, one that contains weed that was collected by police from Tinsley and Williams car, the other contains Harrison secret stuff. Of course ricky start smoking and isiah recognizes that smoke and invites him to have some of his stuff after the game. Bird calls at the right time and apologizes for firing him and makes a trade with ISIAH THOMAS
tinsley, graham, future 2nd rd pick
for
malik rose, NYC 1st rd pick only top 3 protected.
after that trade goes down bird quickly call bill polian and tells him about how great ricky williams is, and Ninja Bill decides to call parcells to get ricky released from miami. he says he wants ricky to be rewarded for his outstandin service in indy. parcells agree and bill gets ricky a workout with patriots. where ricky and moss get along great and breakdown the chemistry of the patriots.
of course bird is not done yet, after those two trades he trades with memphis
ike, daniels
for
miller
now pacers miss playoffs but were competitve, and in the lottery they get first pick overall. nyc gets the 4 pick overall. SO on draft day we draft ERIC GORDON as our future pg., then we trade our 4th rd pick for the 11th pick overall and a first rd pick next year. with 11th pick we draft Hibbert from georgetown
new lineup
Gordon/Diener/Owens
Williams/Miller/Rush
Granger/Dunleavey/Rose
Hibbert/Lafrentz
Oden/Foster/Murphy
Note: this is all my fantasy, and dream, i know none of this will happen but i must have some hope. I cannot go on like this, our team sucks, this is just my hopeless hope mixed with sarcasm
