The Pacers Board Dictionary

[Miller4ever]

So, over the course of the year, through discussions and gamechats and whatnot, we have created a few terms that I would like to solidify as solidly as possible with a "Pacers Board Dictionary". It's like wikipedia in that you guys can submit entries and definitions for existing entries. I'll compile them here on this original post, at least the ones that I like (yes, I'm the editor). So, here goes:

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AFROTOP: n.-Brandon Rush's unsightly, yet strangely empowering hairdo. (Always spelled with all capital letters.)

Blue Font: n./v.-Used to denote that someone is God on the boards (not related to the claim that T.J. Ford is God).

Conan O'Brien: n.-Host of the Tonight Show. Also, the hottest man alive.

Cookijf: v.-The act of creating drugs, most notably heroin, crack, and crystal meth. Also the alleged favorite pasttime of cdash and chatard5.

Fanboy: n.-see entry (TJFordIsGod).

Genious: nothing-This word only exists on the Pacers board as an alternate spelling to "genius".

Green Font: n./v.-Used to denote that someone or something is a sarcastic joke, or global modship. Ex: Danny Granger is a horrible 3-point shooter. Ex 2: PacerPerspective

Hee-Haw: n.-Mike Dunleavy's primary nickname. Synonyms: Mike Dunleavy Jr., Dun-Dun, Junior.

Home Run: n. -The inexplicable, completely (Please Use More Appropriate Word) saying the Conseco PA announcer shouts when someone hits a three-pointer. (Note: Indianapolis does not have an MLB team.)

IMHO: int.-a frequently misused and out-of-context abbreviation, typically by the troll count56.

Intense Discussions In-Between Opposing Teams' Supporters on Chris Reina's Addictive Creation (or IDIOTSonCRAC for short): n.-An event which involves the moderators and posters of different boards getting tangled up in a discussion in a thread that neither moderator wants on their board. Also known as thread volleyball.

Reggie Miller: n.-God. (Note: despite differing opinions, not to be confused with T.J. Ford.)

TJFordIsGod: n.-see entry (fanboy).

#$@&!$%#*$: v.-Reaction when Marquis Daniels shoots a 3. Synonyms: #$!&%#, ****, NO, ****in' ****.

[DougInOz]

Thank you for enlightening new members of the board.

Please continue.

[xxSnEaKyPxx]

Edit: I'm revoking my own speaking privliedges. -_-

[chatard5]

Hahaha, nice. We usually try and hide the meaning of cookijf a little. This is a very blunt meaning of the word (pun intended--ziiiiiiiiiing!). It looks like IDBOTFoaBFC is catching like wildfire. I feel like there are a few more, I will try and think of some.

McBob was something... It had something to do with him being a pretty good player when he gets minutes, but him still being a douche. I forget the final term we came up with.

[cdash]

Home Run - The inexplicable, completely (Please Use More Appropriate Word) saying our PA announcer says when someone hits a three-pointer. Note: Indianapolis does not have an MLB team.

[xxSnEaKyPxx]

Not sure why IDBOTFoaBFC is even on there. Our buzz kill of a mod won't even allow it.

[chatard5]

Wow, I went over to the Toronto message board. They have 10 mods. They also have a whole bunch of OT threads and multiple threads about Rondo (throwing Hinrich in the scorers table). This makes me feel better about our OT thread, even though I, on occassion, write very stupid things in there. Lately I have gotten great advice on movies, though! Man how can that board be so disorganized and all that with 10 mods? They just have toooo many topics. It looks like there are about 20 chatard5's over there making pointless threads and posts.

[cdash]

Another one, courtesy of our favorite troll count56:

IMHO - In the context he used it in, it could have meant anything. Sort of like "When in Rome" for Ron Burgundy.

[xxSnEaKyPxx]

It looks like there are about 20 chatard5's over there

Really? Think any of then would put out easier than you?





DGrangeRx33 - Creating awkward moments since June 2007.

[chatard5]

Not sure why IDBOTFoaBFC is even on there. Our buzz kill of a mod won't even allow it.

Bah! The time has not come just yet!

[chatard5]

Home Run - The inexplicable, completely (Please Use More Appropriate Word) saying our PA announcer says when someone hits a three-pointer. Note: Indianapolis does not have an MLB team.

Oh Gosh, I think I just threw up a little. That is how sick I am of that stupid saying.

[chatard5]

It looks like there are about 20 chatard5's over there

Really? Think any of then would put out easier than you?





DGrangeRx33 - Creating awkward moments since June 2007.

Highly doubtful.

And yes, IMHO needs to be put up there. The thing is, do we know what it means? We know what it means on other boards, but here it had a whole different meaning.

[Miller4ever]

I'm pissed for not knowing the name given to McBob. Gosh darn it.

[chatard5]

McUnderratedDouche? It wasn't that, but similar, cdash or dgrange, do you guys remember?

[Miller4ever]

Updated the dictionary. Enjoy the new IDIOTSonCRAC definition.

[Gremz]

This should be stickied. It will no doubt be a thread for the ages.

[Miller4ever]

We have a ridiculous amount of stickies as it stands. After the playoffs and the draft, I'd put this up there, but for now, keep the suggestions coming.

Looking for a few definitions for:

Names of posters. Don't define yourself, though, it's more fun that way.

Tradition

Clever definitions for nicknames of the players on the team.

[xxSnEaKyPxx]

I agree, this is sticky-worthy.

[Dunthreevy]

This is pretty damn funny. AFROTOP might be my favorite so far. Can that also be considered a "halfro" or Half Fro/Half Top ala Vince Carter's Half Man/Half Amazing?

[Kuq_e_Zi91]

Brandon Rush's haircut is a fade, but I guess AFROTOP works too.