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Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow

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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#21 » by Bald Bull » Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:42 am

Tim Tebow = Mickey Mouse. The general consensus on Mickey is that he is a nice loveable safe character, but I can't stand the piece of ****.
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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#22 » by NinerSickness » Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:59 am

Bald Bull wrote:Tim Tebow = Mickey Mouse. The general consensus on Mickey is that he is a nice loveable safe character, but I can't stand the piece of ****


"Annoying" and "douche bag" are not even remotely the same thing.

Annoying:

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Douche bag:

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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#23 » by Bald Bull » Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:04 am

NinerSickness wrote:
Bald Bull wrote:Tim Tebow = Mickey Mouse. The general consensus on Mickey is that he is a nice loveable safe character, but I can't stand the piece of ****


"Annoying" and "douche bag" are not even remotely the same thing.

Annoying:

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Douche bag:

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ok, maybe he's not a douche bag, maybe he's just a douche.

Douche is the lite version of douche bag. It's similar to the difference in calling someone a f'ker or motherf'ker

or instead of douche bag, he's a douche nozzle.
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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#24 » by Bald Bull » Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:14 am

We really need to settle this. I won't be satisfied until I have an acceptable disparaging word for Tebow.

I'm willing to compromise. Does anyone object to me calling him a dildo?
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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#25 » by MHSL82 » Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:43 am

Bald Bull wrote:We really need to settle this. I won't be satisfied until I have an acceptable disparaging word for Tebow.

I'm willing to compromise. Does anyone object to me calling him a dildo?

For other quarterbacks, especially running ones, Tebow was a disparaging thing to call them. For Tebow, one must go one step further? ;)
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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#26 » by RedneckNiner » Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:51 am

I never said I'd shoot someone for being a muslim. Numerous accounts of terrorists screaming Allah Ackbar before they kill innocent folks. I said I would gladly shoot some terrorist douchebags in half a heartbeat. No strawman argument or over generalisation. Unless you are saying all muslims are jihadi terrorists which is way further than I am prepared to go. Muslims I'm fine with as long as they ain't trying to kill me. Thats my rule with most anyone, We are cool unless you try to bring harm on me or mine. If you do then I will be on you with all the viciousness the Marine Corps taught me.
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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#27 » by RedneckNiner » Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:52 am

As for Tebow the picture is right Tebow is the Jar Jar Binks of football.
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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#28 » by NinerSickness » Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:29 am

Bald Bull wrote:Douche is the lite version of douche bag. It's similar to the difference in calling someone a f'ker or motherf'ker

or instead of douche bag, he's a douche nozzle.


:-? Ok, let me see if I have this straight...

F'ker:

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motherf'ker:

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Douche Bag:

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Douche Nozzle:

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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#29 » by NinerSickness » Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:51 am

Bald Bull wrote:We really need to settle this. I won't be satisfied until I have an acceptable disparaging word for Tebow.

I'm willing to compromise. Does anyone object to me calling him a dildo?


A ninnyhammer?

I suppose "dildo" would be less offensive due to its arbitrary use.
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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#30 » by Bald Bull » Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:51 am

lol Colin is a massive douche nozzle, but he is my douche nozzle.:oops:

If he was on any other team I'm sure he'd be one of my least favorite people in the league, but while he's here I wish him the best.
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Re: Michael Wilbon on Tim Tebow 

Post#31 » by Bald Bull » Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:01 am

RedneckNiner wrote:I never said I'd shoot someone for being a muslim. Numerous accounts of terrorists screaming Allah Ackbar before they kill innocent folks. I said I would gladly shoot some terrorist douchebags in half a heartbeat. No strawman argument or over generalisation. Unless you are saying all muslims are jihadi terrorists which is way further than I am prepared to go. Muslims I'm fine with as long as they ain't trying to kill me. Thats my rule with most anyone, We are cool unless you try to bring harm on me or mine. If you do then I will be on you with all the viciousness the Marine Corps taught me.


You are taking this to seriously, but if we must you only said if you heard someone say allahu akbar you're shooting them. Allahu akbar is not only used by terrorists, so you might wanna be careful, you might shoot a guy celebrating a perceived blessing.



"oh look $100 on the ground! allahu akbar!" "I'm getting married, allahu akbar!"then you shoot and look like a douche bag lol :wink:

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