The Official "FML" Offseason Thread

NinerSickness · Post #1 » by **NinerSickness** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:18 am

Let's see how many posts we can get on this one.

Harbaugh gone; replaced by Ron Jeremy.

JSmith & Willis retire.

Bowman might retire too.

The Kaepernick trade rumours were false.

The Niners spent big money on the wrong side of the ball.

Miller arrested. :-?

...And as Tomik pointed out: Dahl bak & ready to go. :noway:

Future news: Eric Reid.... Well, you know.

NinerSickness · Post #2 » by **NinerSickness** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:37 am

Actually, this gif is more appropriate:

shouldakepowens · Post #3 » by **shouldakepowens** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:46 am

If Reid calls it quits or Bowman I'm retiring as a fan of the NFL.

Post #4 » by **CalamityX12** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:53 am

Omfg... Borland retired???? Wtf????

**** 2015!!!!!!

shouldakepowens · Post #5 » by **shouldakepowens** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:01 am

What's with this Bowman might retire talk? It started with some fool on a message board. Yea after Willis and Borland it's possible but it's coming from a fan.

NinerSickness · Post #6 » by **NinerSickness** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:07 am

shouldakepowens wrote:What's with this Bowman might retire talk? It started with some fool on a message board. Yea after Willis and Borland it's possible but it's coming from a fan.

A quazi-reputable source:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... g-from-nfl

shouldakepowens · Post #7 » by **shouldakepowens** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:23 am

NinerSickness wrote:
shouldakepowens wrote:What's with this Bowman might retire talk? It started with some fool on a message board. Yea after Willis and Borland it's possible but it's coming from a fan.

A quazi-reputable source:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... g-from-nfl

Bowman?

Post #8 » by **Wolfay** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:51 am

Don't forget what Jerry Rice said about his playing days that I refuse to repeat.

Bald Bull · Post #9 » by **Bald Bull** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:56 am

The football god's have foretold 2015 is the season that kaep gets hurt and loses his confidence. The only thing that will prevent kaep from being injured is if sickness got to much joy out of it. The football gods have spoken. This is also a payment for those stupid nicknames ont he game day threads. It brought us a whole season of bad karma. The football gods have spoken.

NinerSickness · Post #10 » by **NinerSickness** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:00 am

shouldakepowens wrote:
NinerSickness wrote:
shouldakepowens wrote:What's with this Bowman might retire talk? It started with some fool on a message board. Yea after Willis and Borland it's possible but it's coming from a fan.

A quazi-reputable source:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... g-from-nfl

Bowman?

Did I post the wrong aticle?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... g-from-nfl

clyde21 · Post #11 » by **clyde21** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:31 am

For God sakes this off season can't end fast enough.

shouldakepowens · Post #12 » by **shouldakepowens** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:32 am

NinerSickness wrote:
shouldakepowens wrote:
NinerSickness wrote:
A quazi-reputable source:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... g-from-nfl

Bowman?

Did I post the wrong aticle?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... g-from-nfl

I know that Borland retired but where is the talk about Bowman coming from? Are you confusing the 2 or am I missing something?

NinerSickness · Post #13 » by **NinerSickness** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:09 am

shouldakepowens wrote:I know that Borland retired but where is the talk about Bowman coming from? Are you confusing the 2 or am I missing something?

Oh sorry. Misunderstanding.

Bowman retiring isn't a story; it's just a rumour at this point. Someone said he wasn't able to pass a physical. But it wouldn't surprise me w/ this offseason from hell.

NinerSickness · Post #14 » by **NinerSickness** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:04 am

In future news, Eric Reid announces his retirement from the NFL to return to his band Digital Underground:

clyde21 · Post #15 » by **clyde21** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:54 am

NinerSickness wrote:
shouldakepowens wrote:I know that Borland retired but where is the talk about Bowman coming from? Are you confusing the 2 or am I missing something?

Oh sorry. Misunderstanding.

Bowman retiring isn't a story; it's just a rumour at this point. Someone said he wasn't able to pass a physical. But it wouldn't surprise me w/ this offseason from hell.

Yup. At the point I'm expecting the worst. I'm preparing for the moment when Baalke drafts Jaquiski Tartt with the 15th pick only to convert him into nickel corner.

Tomikcon1971 · Post #16 » by **Tomikcon1971** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:49 am

NinerSickness wrote:In future news, Eric Reid announces his retirement from the NFL to return to his band Digital Underground:

Ok, now I have the humpty dance stuck in my head. Keeps getting better and better......

RedneckNiner · Post #17 » by **RedneckNiner** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:45 pm

This off-season just keeps getting worse it's like the mass exodus soon.

DoobieKeebler · Post #18 » by **DoobieKeebler** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:51 pm

"Are the 49ers Experiencing the Worst Offseason in NFL History?"
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2399728-are-the-49ers-experiencing-the-worst-offseason-in-nfl-history?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-league

"One team executive said, 'the 49ers are f----d."'

:lol:

.....

NinerSickness · Post #19 » by **NinerSickness** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:55 am

DoobieKeebler wrote:"Are the 49ers Experiencing the Worst Offseason in NFL History?"
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2399728-are-the-49ers-experiencing-the-worst-offseason-in-nfl-history?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-league

"One team executive said, 'the 49ers are f----d."'

.....

I've got to admit, being a 49er fan right now is harder than it was back in 2004 when the team was the worst team in the league. At least then the team had high draft picks and lots of personnel changes to inspire hope. I could at least look forward to new, exciting players.

But with a mediocre-to-bad QB who no longer has the benefit of the best non-QB roster in the NFL, he'll keep the team just good enough to be irrelevant.

I feel like the team is in Miami Dolphin territory.

I can't even get excited about the draft because I know that even if Baalke knocks it out of the park the team still won't be good enough to do much of anything in this division. The QB is just that important in this league.

Until they get rid of Numb Nuts, it's like there will be this black cloud hanging over the team. F'ing Peyton Manning! He would've waltzed to multiple SB titles if he chose the Niners over the Broncos.

Rant over.

Post #20 » by **CalamityX12** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 1:19 pm