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Clippers Realizing The Father-Son Work Issue

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:59 pm
by Wammy Giveaway
From The Kicker:

Jeremiah Budin wrote:“We love young Austin, but we don’t want to create a situation where every player is just bringing his child into work every day,” noted Clippers president Steve Ballmer. “We had a policy at Microsoft, that you could only bring your child in once per year, and that worked out nicely.”

Rivers is currently averaging 8.1 points per game on 43% shooting. He has apparently been embraced by the entire team and its staffers, who are displeased by Ballmer’s decision.


In the 2012-13 season, the Clipper players brought their kids to the locker room before. It helped present a family vibe to the team, while ignoring all the on-court dramatics. With Doc Rivers on tow, everything is in disarray, with the championship as their only concern. Clippers are forgetting who they once were.

Re: Clippers Realizing The Father-Son Work Issue

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:33 pm
by Forte IV
You do realize the kicker is all satire right? You can't be this gullible right?

Re: Clippers Realizing The Father-Son Work Issue

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:56 pm
by Wammy Giveaway
I am. That's why I asked a question to Jeremiah, just to be sure. Here's his reply:

[tweet]https://twitter.com/Jerrt/status/711324031279079425[/tweet]
[tweet]https://twitter.com/Jerrt/status/711324148941889537[/tweet]

In order for me to know if any post or article I read is a satire, I have to find something completely odd or off. The socks were the trigger.