A couple of friends of mine bought a bar so I stop in time to time for lunch. Today is one of those days.
The bartender (owner) asked if I watched the game. I said yeah & I am mad at the Packers. When asked why I told her because now I have to listen to all the seahawk fans be stupid for the next few months. Now she is a seahawks fan, but one of the reasonable ones, but she knew what I was talking about. I said the packers just gave the game away. She said yeah they were really sucking bad & were lucky to win. Now there were a couple of other guys in the bar when I walked in & one was wearing a pats hat. The other guy a Hawks fan talking trash to the pats fan who was trying to mind his own business. the pats fan was an older guy who grew up in boston area. So this is what I had walked into. Well when he heard the bartender say they were sucking he got all defensive (kinda like the hoopla posters) Telling us how Wilson was the greatest & he did what he did in the game on purpose. She had to quickly explain to him she is a huge fan of seattle & he is way to sensitive, & to quit bullying the customers. he quit messing with the owner & turned his attentions back to us. Telling us all about how great Wilson is. I replied with a straight face, "yeah he is pretty good, but the one problem with Wilson is that he is too short" LOL Oh now he was upset
A little banter back & forth & as he was all chest puffed out about backing the Pats guy down when he wanted to bet him. Well now I couldn't help but laugh as I told him "well he(pats fan) is probably gonna bet on the taller QB" LOL he started talking more tall $h!t which made no sense to me when he finally grabs his drink walks over to me stands next to me & has to give me his resume as a fan. Season ticket holder this that & the other thing. I was like ok, well that is cool. Then because I wouldn't agree with him about the hawks, he tells me he is a professional fighter & he thinks he might choke me out. LOL I looked over at him just to make sure I heard him right, & he repeats himself. So I simply said the 1st thing that came to my mind. "Eriko is that you?" He just gave me a funny look & said huh? Then he explained to me with me sitting in my bar stool (he was standing next to me) that we were the same size (I assume he was talking height) Anyhow I couldn't stop laughing. he told me how he already ran out a couple people that couldn't handle the truth. Called me a woman. I looked at him I said so what your saying is you like to choke out women? He got frustrated said I kept spinning everything he said & went back to his chair, but before he left my side he said he was something. I didn't understand what he said so I ask what he said & he said it again. Well I didn't want to ask him what he said again as I again didn't hear/understand, so I said well I don't know what that is. He then told me I am marine corp. & walked away. He then went back to harassing the Pats fan. When the bartender came back she told him to leave the customers alone they can root for whoever they want. This is what I get to look forward to the next few months. Those dam Packers!Anyhow When he was messing with the pats fan being in seahawk country I was thinking he had malko syndrome & when he started talking about being a professional fighter I was thinking Eriko moved to the west coast LOL
