O.T. All Douche Bag Team

El Hardee · Post #1 » by **El Hardee** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:03 pm

Since its award time, I am curious if other Laker fans share the same feelings toward certain players past and present.

PG Isaiah Thomas
SG Danny Ainge
SF Rick Fox
PF Karl Malone
C Bill Laimbeer

All DB 2nd team:

PG John Stockton
SG Doug Christie
SF Bruce Bowen
PF Rick Mahorn
C Shaq

That Nicka · Post #2 » by **That Nicka** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:47 pm

Why Rick Fox?

Raja Bell anyone?

TonyMontana · Post #3 » by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:49 pm

That Nicka wrote: Why Rick Fox?

Cause he got his A55 beat by Douge Christie ...... :rofl:

That Nicka wrote:Raja Bell anyone?

I see your Raja and I'll throw in a J.R Smith

That Nicka · Post #4 » by **That Nicka** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:12 pm

TonyMontana wrote:Cause he got his A55 beat by Douge Christie ......

If you are a douche for getting your ass beat... then Kobe should be on there for getting beat up by Chris Childs and Reggie

lakerfan10770 · Post #5 » by **lakerfan10770** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:18 pm

I think you should define how you are using the term "douche", because if it is in reference to the Karl Malone story (which I suspect), then I think guys like Ruben Patterson, Shawn Kemp, & Calvin Murphy would make the list.

Dexmor · Post #6 » by **Dexmor** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:19 pm

All DB I am assuming that is dou-- bag

Mine would be

C. Shaq-Talks so much shti, doesn't work out, gets surgery during the regular season, should have been the best player of alltime but with his lack of work ethic isn't even the best player of his position of alltime.

PF. Keith Van Horn-Could have been a perenail allstar but just wasted his talent.

SF. Melo-He punched Mardy Collins and then ran from him.

SG. Manu- He is a flopper. That is pus basketball and I hate that flopping b.s. There should be a penelty for that. It reunins the game. A guy touches him and he flies like he got hit by a 8 foot 450 pound man. There is no way it's that easy to knock down a guy like that.

PG.Marbury-can't believe he at one point was my favorite pg (that is where the name star came from. He is another one who is a waste of talent probably from the drugs. He could have been the 2nd best pg in leage history with his talent but instead he is what he is.

Bench- Dampier- He plays out of control like an allstar center until he gets paid and then becomes a role player backup Center. Many players do this and I think they kill the game also. They have no love for the game of basketball and are just doing it for the check.

The MVP for this is a 2way tie

Bruce Bowen-He is a dirty player and should be kicked out of the league. He hurts peoples ankles and if I was David Stern he would have been out of the league. He is everything wrong with the league when it comes to that and people think he is everything right with the league.

Reggie Miller- He was also dirty but he didn't hurt anybody. He tricked the refs and was the king of flopping. His go to move was to hold a player and when they push him off he would go flying like he just got shot with a shotgun. The reason why I hate him so much is not only did he make a living on that he might be a hall of famer and if it wasn't for his dirty tricks he wouldn't have been nearly as successul.

The refs could stop most of it and the Comm could to.

TonyMontana · Post #7 » by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:23 pm

That Nicka wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

If you are a douche for getting your ass beat... then Kobe should be on there for getting beat up by Chris Childs and Reggie

I agree but at least Kobe fought back while Fox just stood there and took multiple shots to the face and he didnt do diddle , now Kobe on the other hand got a few shots back in Childs jaw and Childs cheep shoted Kobe while Christie stood there and took his beating while he was trying to grab Christie ........... Right ?

El Hardee · Post #8 » by **El Hardee** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:30 pm

Rick Fox is a douche for many reasons, his jaw line structure and teeth are like Buzz Lightyears, he never cut that stupid Jew fro and wasnt even Jewish. I dont know why I feel Fox is a Douch, the fool is just irritating. Its just my opinion though.

dleeaudiox · Post #9 » by **dleeaudiox** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:12 pm

El Hardee wrote:Rick Fox is a douche for many reasons, his jaw line structure and teeth are like Buzz Lightyears, he never cut that stupid Jew fro and wasnt even Jewish. I dont know why I feel Fox is a Douch, the fool is just irritating. Its just my opinion though.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahaha funniest thing ive heard on this board for a while. I dont personally hate rick but that was hella funny

Tommy Trojan · Post #10 » by **Tommy Trojan** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:21 pm

LOLLL Fox should never be on that list

Post #11 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:24 pm

Rick Fox is a douche bag because he can score with your wife, your girlfriend, your friend with benifits, your sisters, your mom, your babys momma, and your female dog, any time he wants.

LAKESHOW · Post #12 » by **LAKESHOW** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:32 pm

rick fox? he was perfect. an actor. a basketball player. a LAKER. just fit the image perfectly and was rough down under. he brought in crowds of chicks to games. and was a good role player on those championship teams.

El Hardee · Post #13 » by **El Hardee** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:34 pm

snaquille oatmeal wrote:Rick Fox is a douche bag because he can score with your wife, your girlfriend, your friend with benifits, your sisters, your mom, your babys momma, and your female dog, any time he wants.

You may have a point there Snaq, but I can always just kick his butt after. I dont even have to worry about him swinging back.

Tommy Trojan · Post #14 » by **Tommy Trojan** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:01 pm

And where is Paul Pierce in this list?

The biggest douche of them all

Dexmor · Post #15 » by **Dexmor** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:44 pm

What is wrong with Pierce?

I think Walker would be on the list to.

I hate guys who do drugs (not regular people but people in the nba I have a problem with that like Josh Howard)
Players who party like Melo to hard
Players who are dirty
Players who flop
Players who play awesome until they get there contract

Tommy Trojan · Post #16 » by **Tommy Trojan** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:49 pm

Dexmor wrote:What is wrong with Pierce?

I think Walker would be on the list to.

I hate guys who do drugs (not regular people but people in the nba I have a problem with that like Josh Howard)
Players who party like Melo to hard
Players who are dirty
Players who flop
Players who play awesome until they get there contract

quote wrote:Paul Pierce had the Hawks and a hand gesture to worry about last night. Pierce was fined $25,000 by the NBA yesterday for making what the league deemed a "menacing gesture" in Saturday night's Game 3 loss to the Hawks. The incident occurred during a timeout with 22.2 seconds left in the fourth quarter as Pierce walked near the Atlanta bench. He made the hand signal before being pulled away by teammate Brian Scalabrine. There was speculation Pierce was making a "blood" gang sign; he did not comment before last night's Game 4. Celtics executive director of basketball operations Danny Ainge and coach Doc Rivers said the team will address the issue at season's end.

very nice job douche :banghead:

Dexmor · Post #17 » by **Dexmor** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:02 pm

Why are you calling me a douche?

Tommy Trojan · Post #18 » by **Tommy Trojan** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:06 pm

Dexmor wrote:Why are you calling me a douche?

LOL not you i'm talking about Paul Pierce

Post #19 » by **Danny Darko** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:16 pm

J.R. Rider anyone?