My first idea was to dress up as a priest holding a flask with a boy tied to the front (head tied to crotch with arms grabbing butt, as in, a priest sexually abusing a boy). I like to be as offensive (and funny) as possible, but I think that might be going a little overboard considering the party I'm going to on Halloween might have a few kids there.
Instead, a friend of mine suggested that I dress as Sarah Palin, so I'm looking to do that instead. While it would be funny to dress as she did in the debates, it would be even funnier if I could pull this one off:

Anyone know where I can get a female body suit? Something that I'd slip on over my lower body which would keep me from having to use separate boobs/butt extensions? I've searched Google but I've yet to come up with anything. Assuming I can find one, all I'd need is the bikini, rifle, glasses, and a wig.
"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere." - Carl Sagan