Mine:
east
Spoiler:
east sucks
Wade is done
Cleveland and Indiana are the 2 most interesting teams going forward
Pistons have to dump 1 of 3. I have a feeling it won't be Josh Smith.
Wizards suck big time, got lucky with a good match up
Magic will be a playoff team next year/year after. Dipo is a keeper.
Milwaukee will be a playoff team 2 years from now/3/4
Philly will be punished by a greater force for tanking. They will be a tank treadmill: forever tanking
Mc dub is not a keeper
Celtics will make the playoffs same year as the Lakers, they will reach the conference finals the same year as the Lakers, and they will reach the finals the same year as the Lakers. It is to be.
Melo is going to the Bulls. Boozer is going to the Lakers along with that pick.
The Knicks will never be in the playoffs because they will never have any picks.
Hawks and Kitties will both fall in the 4-6 seed range. Kemba is a great attacker, Al is Al and McBob is underrated.
The Raptors will have 50 wins next year. Kyle Lowry will be an All-Star.
Wade is done
Cleveland and Indiana are the 2 most interesting teams going forward
Pistons have to dump 1 of 3. I have a feeling it won't be Josh Smith.
Wizards suck big time, got lucky with a good match up
Magic will be a playoff team next year/year after. Dipo is a keeper.
Milwaukee will be a playoff team 2 years from now/3/4
Philly will be punished by a greater force for tanking. They will be a tank treadmill: forever tanking
Mc dub is not a keeper
Celtics will make the playoffs same year as the Lakers, they will reach the conference finals the same year as the Lakers, and they will reach the finals the same year as the Lakers. It is to be.
Melo is going to the Bulls. Boozer is going to the Lakers along with that pick.
The Knicks will never be in the playoffs because they will never have any picks.
Hawks and Kitties will both fall in the 4-6 seed range. Kemba is a great attacker, Al is Al and McBob is underrated.
The Raptors will have 50 wins next year. Kyle Lowry will be an All-Star.
west
Spoiler:
it sucks to play in the west
Thunder will not make the finals
Neither will the Rockets
The Clippers will win the West. As many have pointed out, Blake has significantly improved his post game, even though I still cringe whenever he uses it. It just looks so weird. Still, I don't see why the Clips won't start going to him late in games now instead of the usual serving of Chris Paul contested jumpers.
Memphis will collapse unless Z-Bo can maintain his form.
Dallas will have 50 wins along with the quality free agent signing they've been looking for.
Tim Duncan will retire, Kawhi will average 18 a game. Manu stays. Diaw will dunk on Lebron.
The Lakers will get the steal of the draft and the next mvp after Durant.
Jazz will make playoffs next year.
The Wolves will tank.
The Kings will make the playoffs 2/3 years from now. Boogie, Isaiah and Rudy Gay have great promise as a trio going forward, and Mike Malone is a top 10 coach.
The Warriors will play run and gun.
Portland will be a 3 seed. Damian Lillard is taking over/hogging the ball late in games, a great sign for the cp3 comparison fetishists even though his style is nothing like Paul's.
Pellies will fly with Austin Rivers and Anthony Davis. And miss the playoffs.
nuggets need a free agent signing.
Thunder will not make the finals
Neither will the Rockets
The Clippers will win the West. As many have pointed out, Blake has significantly improved his post game, even though I still cringe whenever he uses it. It just looks so weird. Still, I don't see why the Clips won't start going to him late in games now instead of the usual serving of Chris Paul contested jumpers.
Memphis will collapse unless Z-Bo can maintain his form.
Dallas will have 50 wins along with the quality free agent signing they've been looking for.
Tim Duncan will retire, Kawhi will average 18 a game. Manu stays. Diaw will dunk on Lebron.
The Lakers will get the steal of the draft and the next mvp after Durant.
Jazz will make playoffs next year.
The Wolves will tank.
The Kings will make the playoffs 2/3 years from now. Boogie, Isaiah and Rudy Gay have great promise as a trio going forward, and Mike Malone is a top 10 coach.
The Warriors will play run and gun.
Portland will be a 3 seed. Damian Lillard is taking over/hogging the ball late in games, a great sign for the cp3 comparison fetishists even though his style is nothing like Paul's.
Pellies will fly with Austin Rivers and Anthony Davis. And miss the playoffs.
nuggets need a free agent signing.