Spens1 wrote:LakersLegacy wrote:tlifeset wrote:I'll take the bait even though it is undoubtedly a very long shot.
It's basically a 10-step process...
1. The conversation starts with the "other players" we're bringing in along with him... otherwise there's zero chance. Those are BOTH trades for players named either Paul George or Chris Paul AND free agent signings like Conley or Horford.
2. Then Nike comes into the room and says, if you sign in LA then we will renegotiate your contract for $500M - the second highest Nike player next to Lebron.
3. Then Luke tells him that he's going to be plugged into an offense like GSW, the team he just lost to. And he gets to be the Curry of that offense. The main attraction.
4. Then Kobe walks in and tells him there's no better city in the world than LA to be the man. He bro hugs him.
5. Then Magic walks in and tells him how LA is the best city to become a media mogul and a billion dollar brand.
6. Then Mitch tells him Russell had already agreed to come to LA 3 years ago.
7. Then you bring in a Seattle Supersonics fan who reminds him that everybody hates the OKC Thunder and they are cursed.
8. Then just before Jim Buss says a word, you shove a chocolate bar (or poop) in his mouth. And send KD on his way.
9. Then you wait patiently for KD's agent to call us back to tell us he's staying in OKC.
10. Then you tell your fans that Ingram is definitely the next KD.
You tell KD that out analytics team figured out who the best player is for him to team up with based on our commitment to winning...
KDs ears perk up... "Well who is it"...
Then Anthony Davis walks in and says the Lakers just traded for me. We are going to be the next Kobe and Shaq and win rings in LA where players come to have legacies and be remembered. Then you do 2-7 on your list. And then
8. You watch Sonicsgate
9. You show him how the Thunder would have won it all this year if they had Harden his fav teammate but OKC was too cheap to keep him for $4 mil.... And remind him how Clay Bennett is 2 faced see Sonicsgate
Then you break out the contract w Magic and Kobe and Phil Nike owner urging him to sign
My pipe dream ha
How do we get him?
I don't know if #2 Simgram (whoever is left), #2 Russell, #7 Randle, Nance Junior, and some 2nd rounders would get it done. Some guy at the bar last night (I sound like Jimmy Buss ha) kept shouting that's what the Lakers should do. He said Davis and KD would be the best duo since Shaq and Kobe and they would have all kinds of cap space for a 3rd big 3 member or for role players.
KLove was had for Wiggins and bust awful player Bennett. The Lakers offer looks a lot better to me.