Comm Thread XII in honor of SlavaMedvedenko

Gek · Post #1121 » by **Gek** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 6:43 pm

TyCobb wrote:I played basketball against a girl yesterday and let her score a layup on me. What's the proper etiquette for guarding a chick trying to drive to the basket?

I usually let them go if I can't strip the ball or get in front of them without fouling. Not big on blocking a girls shot.

RiotSweetie · Post #1122 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 6:44 pm

G=K wrote:
RiotSweetie wrote:Spinach is amazing.

G=K wrote:I know a kid that may know her name. I'll get on that for you .

lol, don't do this to me. I wanna buy but my mutha is going to be her usual self and not let me go.

That was directed at Slava haha. But as a general rule for anyone on here, if you're not creepy or smelly and need a place to stay a night or two in Pittsburgh hit me up. Preferably wait until September when I'm 21.

Oh.
-.-
I can't promise you on the creepy part, but errthang else is a check.

Post #1123 » by **Danny Darko** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 6:45 pm

hermes wrote:
TyCobb wrote:I played basketball against a girl yesterday and let her score a layup on me. What's the proper etiquette for guarding a chick trying to drive to the basket?

i think it depends on if you want to get with her or not

if the answer is yes- make it look like you really tried to stuff her (aka the sasha vujacic) but let her score

if the answer is no- Send it baaaaaack!

I used to play against the UCSB girls in pickup all the time... those girls did not need any pity.

Post #1124 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 6:48 pm

It was just a regular pickup game at the gym. I didn't guard her the whole time, just on a switch from a screen, which resulted in a layup. She was actually pretty good and she was a cute Cuban chick. Normally I'd play real close to the player with a hand on them and then send their **** into the wall once they went up for the layup, but I never played seriously against a chick before.

hermes · Post #1125 » by **hermes** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 6:51 pm

how did everyone else guard her?

Post #1126 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 6:53 pm

We had the worst player on our team guard her, an equally-heighted asian (5'2) dude. He was actually worse than her, and nerdy, so nobody took him serious.

Post #1127 » by **Slava** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 7:06 pm

We had one of those guys at our college. He used to get decked head to toe in all the KB24 gear you could find on the internet. The jerseys, shorts, shoes, arm sleeve and whatever else he could find. He was skinny as hell and barely got an inch off the floor.

If he wasn't much of a puss he would probably even get that vanessa butterfly tat

Post #1128 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 7:08 pm

Post #1129 » by **Slava** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 7:50 pm

A woman just invited me to her dog's birthday party at one of the nicer chocolate bars in the city. I might just go there to punch that poodle and this idiot in their faces.

hermes · Post #1130 » by **hermes** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 8:50 pm

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:A woman just invited me to her dog's birthday party at one of the nicer chocolate bars in the city. I might just go there to punch that poodle and this idiot in their faces.

a dog birthday party would only suck if the guests brought their dogs too, would be chaos

otherwise its just a party with a dog

Gek · Post #1131 » by **Gek** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 9:03 pm

So the guy said he didn't see anyone for the pigeons to get in my celing. I just grew a pair and lifted up a tile and tons of feathers fell on me

. They're going to have to tear the roof up and clean it out. What a **** joke for a **** sublet for the **** summer. ****.

Post #1132 » by **Danny Darko** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 10:21 pm

oh god... well at least you didn't get that face tattoo

Jetset · Post #1133 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 10:25 pm

Found this picture of Ryan on his tumblr. You can tell it's him because the person is stoned.

You were saying?

hermes · Post #1134 » by **hermes** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 10:29 pm

the rains have returned

we had a good 4-5 day run

Imadogg · Post #1135 » by **Imadogg** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 10:51 pm

Whoaaaa.

jetset is black.. blacks exist on the internet?
slava is indian... indians can be cool?
GK is white.. knew that
danny married a non white... white rocker dudes are allowed to do that?
riot is a psycho... yes

TyCobb wrote:I played basketball against a girl yesterday and let her score a layup on me. What's the proper etiquette for guarding a chick trying to drive to the basket?

Whenever I've had to guard a girl, I just stay in front of her and stop her from driving or getting layups. Let her shoot all she wants though.

We need to be sexist cuz girls aren't as good as us.

Wavy Q · Post #1136 » by **Wavy Q** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 10:59 pm

Jetset · Post #1137 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 11:27 pm

Ima's racism and sexism along with Jay's random use of emotes have totally murdered this thread.

Post #1138 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 11:32 pm

I'm exhausted. Been up since 3am and just played 2 hours of basketball. Work at 5am. FML But then I have the weekend -edited- *off*. NFML

Imadogg · Post #1139 » by **Imadogg** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 11:37 pm

Jetset wrote:Ima's racism and sexism along with Jay's random use of emotes have totally murdered this thread.

You love it.

And when I say that, I'm talking to myself

TyCobb wrote:I'm exhausted. Been up since 3am and just played 2 hours of basketball. Work at 5am. FML But then I have the weekend. NFML

You're a psycho!!

Post #1140 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jun 9, 2011 11:38 pm

Call me Riot one more time, and see what happens..