Commy Thread XXXV: Period in the Morning.

[ennui]

wait this isnt google

mods kindly delete

[TyCobb]

[Wavy Q]

tips forr having sex with smaall penis

find stupid/drunk/both bitch

hit it from behind

use fingers instead of penis

when she asks you why is it bending around and ****, tell her your penis is double jointed

mastrubate with other hand

problem solved

[Doormatt]

hey the best part is she'll probably let you do anal since she wont even notice the difference.

[ennui]

easier solution: **** midgets (or dwarves or whatever)

[ennui]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umPgWSfX9Ns[/youtube]

you guys need to watch this movie

[Gek]

I jumped rope and now my right nut is sore.

[Jetset]

tips forr having sex with smaall penis

how big, you're probably not as small as you think (no homo)

[Doormatt]

good movie but old as ****.

[ennui]

bro, im not sending you a dick pic, nice try

try chatroulette

[Jetset]

don't feel bad. i don't have photoshop on this computer so i wouldn't be able to zoom in x200 anyway

[ennui]

you gotta buss out that electron microscope son

[Doormatt]

I jumped rope and now my right nut is sore.

yo man thats not how you jump rope.

[ennui]

show us the way

[tugs]

Yo man, try it in her pores.

[Gek]

that pizza was good yo. so is the gin and sprite.

[Doormatt]

rum and coke >

[Gek]

why you so mad though?

[Doormatt]

never mad

[Cashin out]

What up goonies?