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Post #1201 » by **Slava** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:14 pm

hermes wrote:
Slava wrote:I applied for a job in Montreal, if I get it, I'm crossing the border!

that's cool, is montreal a nice place?

how's your french, thats the primary language there isn't it?

Bonjour! Je ne peux pas parler français.

hermes · Post #1202 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:14 pm

Slava wrote:I drank two red bulls before working out today and I think my heart might pop out anytime.

it gives you wings!

hermes · Post #1203 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:19 pm

TyCobb wrote:When RealGM posts turn into currency.

let me know when this happens

hermes · Post #1204 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:21 pm

TyCobb wrote:Ain't nothing sexier than hearing a girl say the f word.

friends?
fruitcake?

hermes · Post #1205 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:22 pm

The Regime wrote:I didn't realize we had so many futbol fans on this board. I never watch that stuff

hermes · Post #1206 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:23 pm

EArl wrote:
The Regime wrote:I didn't realize we had so many futbol fans on this board. I never watch that stuff until the World Cup.

Yeah the world cup is where the average fan gets hooked on the sport.
Its my favorite sports event to watch. Its a shame that its every four years, but i guess thats what makes it so special.

i feel the same way

about curling

hermes · Post #1207 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:24 pm

LakeShowAK7 wrote:bunch of pus*#* whining about an earthquake, be a man

i'm from wisconsin... only thing we have that is ground shattering is bowel movements from cheese and beer

earthquakes are a big deal

hermes · Post #1208 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:25 pm

Doormatt wrote:Earthquakes are by far the scariest cuz everything is shaking and there's no stopping it. The ground can literally open up. At least you can go underground with tornadoes and that pussy ****.

what about hurricanes or a tsunami?

hermes · Post #1209 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:27 pm

LakeShowAK7 wrote:
EArl wrote:
LakeShowAK7 wrote:bunch of pus*#* whining about an earthquake, be a man

i'm from wisconsin... only thing we have that is ground shattering is bowel movements from cheese and beer

You live in the middle of nowhere...Whens the last time you had an earthquake?

some 40 years ago i would imagine.. we drank beer during it, we didnt cry

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ ... istory.php
wow there actually was one, who would have thought

hermes · Post #1210 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:29 pm

Doormatt wrote:mostly the scariest thing about earthquakes is they come out of nowhere, you never know if the its gonna be the big one. at least you get a warning with other natural disasters.

how much of a warning is there for volcanoes? or acid rain?

ak7 · Post #1211 » by **ak7** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:32 pm

hermes wrote:
LakeShowAK7 wrote:
EArl wrote:You live in the middle of nowhere...Whens the last time you had an earthquake?

some 40 years ago i would imagine.. we drank beer during it, we didnt cry

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ ... istory.php
wow there actually was one, who would have thought

earthquakes, tornados, blizzards, cold weather for what seems like 8 months out of the year... it's pretty much the worst place on earth. glad I got out of that place lol

Post #1212 » by **TyCobb** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:33 pm

That's the lunch-break we all remember.

hermes · Post #1213 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:44 pm

EArl wrote:In other news Harbaugh scouting for new prospects

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/laces-out/ ... rus-031714

would probably be a good nose tackle

he could take up a few blockers

hermes · Post #1214 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:48 pm

Danny Darko wrote:This is some cool on court projection: Best thing the cavs have done all year

wow that is really cool

hermes · Post #1215 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:49 pm

Slava wrote:

that is a lot of high definition

hermes · Post #1216 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:50 pm

Kilroy wrote:I've noticed there a lot of guys that talk more about what they wouldn't hit than what they do hit...

Coincidence? Or Carrot Top?

Spoiler:

my assumption is that everyone would hit everything unless they specify otherwise

hermes · Post #1217 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:17 pm

Tasp wrote:yea, guys have like really ridiculously high standards for women on the internet, i mean its obviously because they have been desensitized or have reached a point of saturation when it comes to women (read:porn).

like a supposed "2/10" is better than yearning for a 12/10 woman who is essentially a fictional creature due to the flattering angles, filters and photoshop effects used seemingly ubiquitously nowadays.

are you saying jessica rabbit is a fictional creature because she's a 12/10?

hermes · Post #1218 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:24 pm

tugs wrote:EDIT: *you NEED to open the image in another tab. don't be like Stephano.*

Spoiler:

I got a different color.

i got a blue hammer, am i some kind of crazy person?

hermes · Post #1219 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:26 pm

Doormatt wrote:what % of people skip all of it and just go the bottom

are the math problems relevant at all to the answer?

hermes · Post #1220 » by **hermes** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:26 pm

Slava wrote:
hermes wrote:
Slava wrote:I applied for a job in Montreal, if I get it, I'm crossing the border!

that's cool, is montreal a nice place?

how's your french, thats the primary language there isn't it?

Bonjour! Je ne peux pas parler français.

gesundheit