Comm Thread 55: Sponsored By Tugs Putting A Ring On It

Sofa King · Post #1261 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:02 am

EArl wrote:
Stephano wrote:0

Fuq dat. Last night, I was driving on my motorbike and my girlfriend (who was sitting behind) showed me the praying mantis on her hand telling me this was on my shirt. I almost got us in an accident when I saw it and some dumbass was crossing the street right in my direction. I swerved a bit to avoid the pedestrian and then told my gf to throw it away. She didnt want to kill it. So I pulled over next to a tree for her to drop it on the bark.

Moral of the story, my gf ain't afraid of massive bugs.

Sofa King · Post #1262 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:04 am

EArl wrote:Next Friday is my 7 year anniversary of being with my gf. Thinking about going to go eat at a restaurant in San Francisco or Monterrey bay and spending the night over there.
Anyone know any good restaurants in San Fran?

http://www.yelp.com/

tugs · Post #1263 » by **tugs** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:16 am

we are cancelling our institute's year end party and will donate the allocated budget to the victims of the super typhoon. feelsgoodman.jpg

EArl · Post #1264 » by **EArl** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:49 am

tugs wrote:we are cancelling our institute's year end party and will donate the allocated budget to the victims of the super typhoon. feelsgoodman.jpg

I went to the redcross to donate a care package. I told them to give it to Tugs.

tugs · Post #1265 » by **tugs** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:12 am

EArl wrote:
tugs wrote:we are cancelling our institute's year end party and will donate the allocated budget to the victims of the super typhoon. feelsgoodman.jpg

I went to the redcross to donate a care a package. I told them to give it to Tugs.

awwww shucks... :shy:

Post #1266 » by **Kilroy** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:45 am

EArl wrote:
tugs wrote:we are cancelling our institute's year end party and will donate the allocated budget to the victims of the super typhoon. feelsgoodman.jpg

I went to the redcross to donate a care package. I told them to give it to Tugs.

That was the sperm bank EArl...

EArl · Post #1267 » by **EArl** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:47 am

Kilroy wrote:
EArl wrote:
tugs wrote:we are cancelling our institute's year end party and will donate the allocated budget to the victims of the super typhoon. feelsgoodman.jpg

I went to the redcross to donate a care package. I told them to give it to Tugs.

That was the sperm bank EArl...

As long as it makes it to tugs ill be content :eyebrows:

tugs · Post #1268 » by **tugs** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:49 am

someone told me everytime you do it, you are depriving millions of possible politicians, scientists, soldiers, celebrities, etc.

they all end up in tissues.

Post #1269 » by **Kilroy** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:52 am

Sorry, my back went out and I'm loaded on pain meds and muscle relaxants... I'm not even sure what's funny anymore.

tugs · Post #1270 » by **tugs** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:53 am

Poll: Top 5 "Who'd you rather?"

Which 5 would you rather have sex with? Your top 5:

- celebrity crushes
- porn stars
- athletes
- Playboy playmates
- Victoria's Secret angels

Select only one categoy and state the reason why. GO!

tugs · Post #1271 » by **tugs** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:54 am

Kilroy wrote:Sorry, my back went out and I'm loaded on pain meds and muscle relaxants... I'm not even sure what's funny anymore.

ninja edit. :nonono:

and1 retracted.

Post #1272 » by **Kilroy** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:55 am

Athletes probably have the best tone where it counts... Plus energy levels and endurance...

EArl · Post #1273 » by **EArl** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:56 am

I think kilroy is on whatever Miggs is usually on. Good for him.

EArl · Post #1274 » by **EArl** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:57 am

tugs wrote:Poll: Top 5 "Who'd you rather?"

Which 5 would you rather have sex with? Your top 5:

- celebrity crushes
- porn stars
- athletes
- Playboy playmates
- Victoria's Secret angels

Select only one categoy and state the reason why. GO!

Athletes
Victorias secret
Playboy
Porn Stars

Athletes>>>>>>

tugs · Post #1275 » by **tugs** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:58 am

^no celebrities EArl? I'm torn on who to put second (angels or celebs) but that's pretty much my list. Fashion TV has been doing re-runs and features on Victoria's Secret that's why I thought of this. :lol:

also take note that Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima can't dance. sex appeal points subtracted.

Kilroy wrote:Athletes probably have the best tone where it counts... Plus energy levels and endurance...

gotta give names my man.

Post #1276 » by **Kilroy** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:01 am

tugs wrote:
Kilroy wrote:Athletes probably have the best tone where it counts... Plus energy levels and endurance...

gotta give names my man.

Why would I restrict myself? Women's Volleyball player A through Z, half the Women's US Soccer team, and that Not Amused Gymnast for garnish.

tugs · Post #1277 » by **tugs** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:03 am

damn, Kilroy's greedy. :lol:

Post #1278 » by **Kilroy** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:06 am

tugs wrote:damn, Kilroy's greedy.

Greed is good... And Always be Closing...

EArl · Post #1279 » by **EArl** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:20 am

tugs wrote:^no celebrities EArl? I'm torn on who to put second (angels or celebs) but that's pretty much my list. Fashion TV has been doing re-runs and features on Victoria's Secret that's why I thought of this. also take note that Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima can't dance. sex appeal points subtracted.

Kilroy wrote:Athletes probably have the best tone where it counts... Plus energy levels and endurance...

gotta give names my man.

My bad second would be celebrities.

Since you want names. In no particular order.
-Leryn Franco
-Alex Morgan
-Alison Stokke
-michelle jenneke
-any generic hot athletic chick

Mamba Mentality · Post #1280 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:38 pm

OT board couldn't help me so I'm going to test my luck here. Can anyone of you guys help me resize this gif so I can use it as an avatar?

Spoiler: