CT LVI: God bless Female Douchebags

Post #1301 » by **Slava** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:34 am

Danny Darko wrote:Slava- I literally erased a nuclear destruction of your friend erick. he is welcome.

Sofa King?

Post #1302 » by **Danny Darko** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:42 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:
Danny Darko wrote:Slava- I literally erased a nuclear destruction of your friend erick. he is welcome.

Sofa King?

absolutely my bad. i was being inundated with stuff after the game and totally had the wrong cat. Sofa's legit.

Sofa King · Post #1303 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:10 am

Danny Darko wrote:
SlavaMedvedenko wrote:
Danny Darko wrote:Slava- I literally erased a nuclear destruction of your friend erick. he is welcome.

Sofa King?

absolutely my bad. i was being inundated with stuff after the game and totally had the wrong cat. Sofa's legit.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k[/youtube]

Kalidogg24 · Post #1304 » by **Kalidogg24** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:46 am

Sofa King wrote:

Yeah, I can see what the big deal is about now...

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Lol of course SofaK found the most worst possible picture of her while she was caught in an ugly Beyonce Super Performance Bowl Pose lolololol

I can't let Eugenia go out like that lol

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Post #1305 » by **Kilroy** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:33 pm

tugs wrote:poor shoe. Kilroy's so bad ass he took out a flame with a stomp.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbpKV2iMrKk[/youtube]

Post #1306 » by **Danny Darko** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:32 pm

ennui · Post #1307 » by **ennui** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:59 pm

Going to tampa tomorrow for work, trying to swing by miami on the weekend. I have a friend who has a condo on the beach, I think I can stay with him and he promises to show me a good time

Post #1308 » by **Slava** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:03 pm

Tasp wrote:Going to tampa tomorrow for work, trying to swing by miami on the weekend. I have a friend who has a condo on the beach, I think I can stay with him and he promises to show me a good time

If you want to do clubbing and all the fun stuff miami is the place but Tampa is the strip club capital of America

ennui · Post #1309 » by **ennui** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:09 pm

no humblebrag but i am canadian

we have the best strip clubs both in quality of women and extent of what you can do to said women

were talking blowies for 20, sex for 60ish

i doubt theyll let me do the things im accustomed to doing in a strip club in tampa

plus im gonna be hella busy while im in tampa for the week

Kalidogg24 · Post #1310 » by **Kalidogg24** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:46 pm

I agree with Tasp about the Canadian strip club claims.
20 for mouth stuff? and 60 for full service? Damn that's Tijuana,Mexico prices LOL!

Plus not too many people know this but Toronto has produced over 75% of the Playmates of the Year for Playboy Magazine the past 2 decades or so. T-Dot is definitely Giggity Certified :thumbsup:

As for Florida and I also heard Slava's Houston is pretty nice in that department as well , California definitely gotta be up their in the ranks.
From the City of Industry, to Hollywood, to San Fernando Valley (PORN CAPITAL), and of course heading 3 hours up North to Las Vegas we got a large selection to choose from :thumbsup:

Strip clubs are fun when your bar hoping and out and about partying with your colleagues but hiring private dances back to the suite/hotel room is the way to go nowadays.

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Post #1311 » by **Slava** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:51 pm

Tasp wrote:no humblebrag but i am canadian

we have the best strip clubs both in quality of women and extent of what you can do to said women

were talking blowies for 20, sex for 60ish

i doubt theyll let me do the things im accustomed to doing in a strip club in tampa

plus im gonna be hella busy while im in tampa for the week

When I last went to Tampa one of my friends Kobe'd a pornstar for 160! :eyebrows:

I wouldn't argue though I heard lit if good stuff about Toronto night life.

EArl · Post #1312 » by **EArl** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:55 pm

lol at you guys paying to have sex. If someone has a price on them thats kind of gnarly since who knows how many std they have contracted from previous people.

in before the backlash.

Post #1313 » by **Slava** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:18 am

I bet earl is the kinda guy that pays 250 per hour to talk about his feels! Smh

EArl · Post #1314 » by **EArl** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:22 am

your?

Post #1315 » by **Slava** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:35 am

Hour! Typing on an iPhone is (Please Use More Appropriate Word)

Doormatt · Post #1316 » by **Doormatt** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:45 am

earl the kinda **** that falls in love with a stripper and tries to "fix" her.

Post #1317 » by **TyCobb** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:50 am

That's very kind of you EArl.

Wavy Q · Post #1318 » by **Wavy Q** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:14 am

EArl the type of **** to say "you dont have to do this" to a stripper

Post #1319 » by **Kilroy** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:17 am

Earl's the kind of fellow that cries for 4 months after he found out his "Girlfriend" went back to stripping.

Gek · Post #1320 » by **Gek** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:32 am

was this posted? http://vevo.ly/qVps5e