Comm Thread 55: Sponsored By Tugs Putting A Ring On It

EArl · Post #1381 » by **EArl** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:07 am

tugs wrote:does anyone know what the sanction is for bringing a deadly weapon (like a lead pipe) in a basketball game?

I've reported you to the local authorities.

Post #1382 » by **Slava** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 6:00 am

Nothing more liberating in this world than a buzz cut.

EArl · Post #1383 » by **EArl** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:51 am

So theres going to be some strike on Wednesday and my dick ass teacher is making us go to class when he knows that people block the roads blocking the way into campus. Theres only two ways to get into campus by car/bus and they block them so I would have to walk which would take a good half hour of up hill since campus is build on a mountain.

Also SOTD
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzA0k8rKs_c[/youtube]
#ColeWorld

Sofa King · Post #1384 » by **Sofa King** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:38 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Nothing more liberating in this world than a buzz cut.

Landscaping below is also just as good and boxers.

Post #1385 » by **Slava** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:45 pm

Sofa King wrote:
SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Nothing more liberating in this world than a buzz cut.

Landscaping below is also just as good and boxers.

I do that weekly, so I wouldn't know the difference!

Post #1386 » by **Danny Darko** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:20 pm

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Nothing more liberating in this world than a buzz cut.

Landscaping below is also just as good and boxers.

I do that weekly, so I wouldn't know the difference!

Post #1387 » by **Slava** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:47 pm

Gotta man scape Danny! No one likes a wooded trunk.

hermes · Post #1388 » by **hermes** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:52 pm

EArl wrote:Quoting yourself now hermes.

I see you have picked up from me. I like it.

i'm not new to talking to myself

hermes · Post #1389 » by **hermes** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:53 pm

Gek wrote:Don't do it hermes.

i wanted to have something for this but i didn't so, oh well

hermes · Post #1390 » by **hermes** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:53 pm

tugs wrote:WATDA?!

Anthropologist Held Hostage By Elves For 7 Years

REYKJAVIK, Iceland — Seven years after she vanished without a trace, a female anthropologist emerged from a mysterious cave where authorities believe she may have been held hostage by real-life elves!

Danish researcher Kalena Søndergaard was stark naked, covered by dust and babbling incoherently when rescuers found her outside a tiny opening in the famous Elf Rock, traditionally believed to house the underground dwelling place of mankind’s tiny cousins.

“She was crouching like an animal and spoke only in a language unrelated to any we know,” said Arnor Guðjohnsen of the National Rescue Service, which airlifted the 31-year-old survivor to a hospital by helicopter.

http://freedomshammer.wordpress.com/2013/02/16/anthropologist-held-hostage-by-elves-for-7-years/

EDIT: oops. false alarm

http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/11/if-anthropologist-held-hostage-by-elves-sounds-ridiculous-thats-because-it-is/

santa's elves have gone rouge!

hermes · Post #1391 » by **hermes** » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:00 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Nothing more liberating in this world than a buzz cut.

do you keep your hair short all the time or are you talking a buzz after having long hair for a while?

i like them but i always keep my hair short

ennui · Post #1392 » by **ennui** » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:09 am

hermes wrote:
tugs wrote:WATDA?!

Anthropologist Held Hostage By Elves For 7 Years

REYKJAVIK, Iceland — Seven years after she vanished without a trace, a female anthropologist emerged from a mysterious cave where authorities believe she may have been held hostage by real-life elves!

Danish researcher Kalena Søndergaard was stark naked, covered by dust and babbling incoherently when rescuers found her outside a tiny opening in the famous Elf Rock, traditionally believed to house the underground dwelling place of mankind’s tiny cousins.

“She was crouching like an animal and spoke only in a language unrelated to any we know,” said Arnor Guðjohnsen of the National Rescue Service, which airlifted the 31-year-old survivor to a hospital by helicopter.

http://freedomshammer.wordpress.com/2013/02/16/anthropologist-held-hostage-by-elves-for-7-years/

EDIT: oops. false alarm

http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/11/if-anthropologist-held-hostage-by-elves-sounds-ridiculous-thats-because-it-is/

santa's elves have gone rouge!

did they apply makeup?

hermes · Post #1393 » by **hermes** » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:12 am

oh i spelled it wrong, my bad

but they might, i'm not here to judge - the elves do good work

Post #1394 » by **Slava** » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:17 am

hermes wrote:
SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Nothing more liberating in this world than a buzz cut.

do you keep your hair short all the time or are you talking a buzz after having long hair for a while?

i like them but i always keep my hair short

Seasonal for me, I grow hair for a while but my scalp keeps getting oily and I buzz it off.

Gek · Post #1395 » by **Gek** » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:51 am

hermes wrote:
Gek wrote:Don't do it hermes.

i wanted to have something for this but i didn't so, oh well

Sofa King · Post #1396 » by **Sofa King** » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:03 am

Was wandering off on the general board, is there a story behind this?

EArl · Post #1397 » by **EArl** » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:06 am

Sofa King wrote:Was wandering off on the general board, is there a story behind this?

Blazza lost a bet

Sofa King · Post #1398 » by **Sofa King** » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:09 am

For how long?

hermes · Post #1399 » by **hermes** » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:46 am

until the cows come home

hermes · Post #1400 » by **hermes** » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:50 am

sofa i don't know if you want to do this but there are ways to make that image in your sig a link to take people to the forum when they click on it - if you wanted to make it easier for people to find it